I would like to propose that we have National Idiot Day. Now, before you try to get ahead of me and start talking about Congress and the White House, this would be another day.
We need a day when all the idiots in the country get on the road and drive. Everybody else stays home. Only true idiots wold be allowed on the streets.
Just imagine, watching TV while helicopters hovered and cameras rolled. Do digital cameras roll? Whatever. I would love watching them cutting each other off, changing from the extreme left lane to the far right lane in attempt to make a right hand turn, and then of course all that goes with road rage. There could be gun fights over who gets to tailgate whom. Wrong way drunken drives could really shine in all the action. If we want to save time, we could turn off all the traffic lights and remove the stop signs since idiots don’t stop for them anyway.
Talk about a boost in the economy! Wreckers and body shops would be busy for months. Funeral homes, ambulances, hospitals, long term care facilities, and certainly florist would be hopping.
I’d pay to watch it on pay TV. But, then I am sometimes crazy. Thank goodness though, I am not one of those idiots.
PMO
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