Monday, April 30, 2012

E-Bike

As I have mentioned before, this daily drivel comes from what ever I am think about at the time I start writing. It is usually something I have read or seen during the day. I tried writing about things I saw or read last week, but I keep forgetting them. The more ridiculous something is, the more likely I will think and write about it. Such is the case today.

Ford, the people with all the cars and trucks, now has a concept E-Bike vehicle. The drive system is subtly embedded in the 5.5 pound aluminum and carbon construction frame and is powered by a lithium-ion battery. Remember, I did say the more ridiculous.

Ford says, "There is a synergy between car drivers and potential E-Bike users." Could we get a show of hands on that one?

According to Ford in MyFordMag, E-Bikes have the potential to become the vehicle of choice for short and medium distance destinations, replacing traditional bikes and large cars. Another show of hands please.

Sure you won’t have to worry about the battery going dead. All you have to do is worry about you going dead, since you will be doing the pedaling when the lithium-ion dies.

No, they do not come with a clothes pin and card to clip onto the spokes.

That’s an option.

PMO
©2011

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Buckyballs

Buckminsterfullerine is a molecule made up of sixty carbon atoms, bonded together in a spherical shape. Doesn't it just make you feel better knowing that?  It should. Affectionately nicknamed buckyballs, this naturally occurring substance is a scientific curiosity, with potential applications from treating cancer to creating body armor, according to research published in the April 10 edition of Biomaterials and reported on Yahoo.

But wait! It gets better. Buckyballs reduce the oxidative stress that causes aging. A couple of tea spoons per day and you’re good to go for 150 years.

At least it works with rats. In a clinical trial at Universite Paris Sud in France, scientist fed three groups of rats different substances. The first group was control, the second was fed olive oil and the third was fed a mixture of olive oil and Buckminsterfullerine. The control group lived a median age of 22 months and the olive oil group lived 26 months. Group three lived an astonishing 42 months.

Has science found the fountain of youth? Well at least for some rats.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want rats to live longer.

People don’t need to live to be 150. They make too big a mess now.

PMO
©2011

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Remain Seated

We went to see Elvis once.  It was a great concert.  Everyone dressed nicely and sat in their seats and enjoyed a performance that only Elvis could do.  That was our first ‘big time’ concert.  Since then we have tried to enjoy other performers, but things have changed.

Today you have to pay a mortgage payment to take an evening to go and be entertained by a big name performer.  And what happens?  It doesn’t matter where your seats are, you can’t see or hear.  Time was when you went to a concert people only stood to give an ovation.  Nope not today.  Everyone stands during the entire performance so that no one can see or hear.  Is this a testimony to our society?  Yes, it is. 

We have become a nation of rudeness and stupidity.  It makes no sense to stand when everyone would enjoy themselves more by remaining in the seats.

We have plans for a concert next week.  I really would like to see the lady, who has won more Grammy  awards than anyone, while she sings some of my favorite songs.

Entertainers, if you’re listening, take note.  It ain’t fun trying to see around a double wide butt.

PMO
©2011

Friday, April 27, 2012

Buckyballs

Buckminsterfullerine is a molecule made up of sixty carbon atoms, bonded together in a spherical shape. It just makes you feel better knowing that. It should. Affectionately nicknamed buckyballs, this naturally occurring substance is a scientific curiosity, with potential applications from treating cancer to creating body armor, according to research published in the April 10 edition of Biomaterials and reported on Yahoo.

But wait! It gets better. Buckyballs reduce the oxidative stress that causes aging. A couple of tea spoons per day and you’re good to go for 150 years.

At least it works with rats. In a clinical trial at Universite Paris Sud in France, scientist fed three groups of rats different substances. The first group was control, the second was fed olive oil and the third was fed a mixture of olive oil and Buckminsterfullerine. The control group lived a median age of 22 months and the olive oil group lived 26 months. Group three lived an astonishing 42 months.

Has science found the fountain of youth? Well at least for some rats.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t want rats to live longer.

People don’t need to live to be 150. They make too big a mess now.

PMO
©2011

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Benefits Of Sex

Did you know that a good sex life can provide specific health benefits? According to Woman’s Day, it does. Don’t ask why I was reading Woman’s Day. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Sex can make you thinner. According to the article, "Sex burns between 75 and 150 calories per half hour" says Desmond Ebanks, MD. He added that it is like other physical activities such as walking which burns 153 calories per half hour. When you’re a grumpy old man, it is unlikely that either is an option. I do know that walking isn’t much fun.

It may improve your heart heath. "Sex is an exercise that raises heart rate and blood flow," says Dr. Ebanks. In a study, researchers found that having sex twice or more per week reduced the risk of a fatal heart attack by half. The study results were focused on men, but Dr. Ebanks suspects similar effects on women. I’m going to remember that line.

It can help you get a better night’s sleep and improve your mental health. Dr. Patricia Tan, MD, says "Sex may be the quickest way to boost your mood, fight depression and beat anxiety" or something to that effect.

It can help relieve pain and help with bladder control. And, it may give you healthier skin - so much for all that night skin cream.

There you have it. Sex is better than aspirin to cure a headache and you look better too.

I wished I'd thought of these - a long time ago.

PMO
©2011

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Half Million $ = 1.72 Jobs

A "green stimulus" grant of nearly a half million dollars to grow trees in Nevada produced only 1.72 permanent jobs, according to the federal government’s Recovery.gov Web site. And you wonder why I am so grumpy.

According to Heartlander the stimulus was advertised as a key component of "shovel ready" jobs designed to boost the economy. The recipient of the funds now admits that the grant had nothing to do with creating jobs.

Bob Conrad, public information officer for the Nevada Department of Conservation and Natural Resources, which oversaw the grant money distributed to Nevada’s Clark County Urban Forestry Revitalization Project was quoted on FoxNew.com as saying, "It was one of a number of projects that we do believe helped improve natural resources in the state."

How about this? In several southern Nevada municipalities it is illegal for private individuals to plant new trees because of the region’s chronic water shortage. But it is okay for government to do it?

In the report it is noted that each of the 1.72 jobs created the cost per was $290,697. This is where your tax dollars go.

I would have done one of those jobs for less money. I have a shovel and I could stand and lean on it all day - five days per week, in the shade - for a lot less.

Of course, I would have to take some breaks.

PMO
©2011

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

In Whom?

What do you think the chances are for a ship with no compass and no rudder to reach a destination? Pretty slim, unless the wind just blows it along in the right direction. It is my observation that America just might be such a ship. Remember, I am an observer by nature and training. The opinions I just make up.

On our coins it states, "In God We Trust." But, do we trust in God? According to a Gallup poll we don’t trust that much - less than 50% of the population. We as a people have some trust in our military which ranked about 78%, but that’s down over the past ten years. We trust the police less at about 56%.

Americans trust for congress is 13%. I’m surprised it was that high. Only about 35% trust the office of the presidency. We don’t trust newspapers or any media for that matter. About a third of us have any trust in our public school system. And, big business is way down on the list of institutions we don’t trust, but not as low as congress. We trust a skunk with it’s tail up more than them.

The point is that we have lost our trust in traditional institutions that are the foundation for this country to survive. There is a strange thing about foundations. When they crumble, everything else falls.

I certainly agree that there is legitimate cause for our lack of trust. We have been cheated and lied to so many times and suffered from the effects. What then are we to do if we as a country are to survive? The answer is simple. The solution is difficult.

Unless we are willing to stand and demand that the institutions that serve and support us change, we will be asking, ‘in whom do we trust’ right up to the end. We must restore integrity and just plain common sense and good business.

I don’t know about you but I would like to have schools that teach reading, writing and arithmetic without fear they will offend someone. I would like to see business that earns a profit on good products or services with employees that are paid a fair wage. And, employees that actually give a days work for a days pay. I want government run like a business, meaning less intrusion into private lives and operation within a limited budget. No more news for entertainment - just the facts and all the facts.

And, I would like for us to return to Judeo-Christian values that carry over into everything we do in business and private lives.

Then, we would begin to have trust again.

Nothing funny today. There is nothing funny about drifting afloat.

PMO
©2011

Monday, April 23, 2012

Sci-Fi Is Coming

According to godfatherpolitics.com there is a new high technology computer chip being developed at the University of Texas in Dallas that will allow the user to see through just about anything, including your clothes. Dr. Kenneth O announced his team has developed a chip that utilizes a range of electromagnetic spectrum that has never been used before and that it falls between infrared and microwave.

The technology reportedly allows a chip and receiver that will fit on the back of a cell phone, will be able to see studs in walls, identify counterfeit money, monitor air quality and even scan for tumors in the human body. The possibilities of the new terahertz chip are almost endless according to the researcher.

Do you remember when Superman used to use his x-ray vision to peer through walls and stuff. Apparently he couldn’t see through clothes. Now he can. And if he has a cell phone with a camera, he can take a picture. Look out Lois Lane!

This is an exciting break in science, providing it works. But, already, there are those that would have other uses for such technology. Criminals could have a field day. And perverts would have some unsuspecting woman’s pictures on the internet before she knew it happened.

Isn’t it amazing that what seems so good will surely be used for what is so bad?

I wonder if I can get one for my rotary dial cell phone. Never mind, it doesn’t have a camera.

PMO
©2011

Sunday, April 22, 2012

English?

I hear a lot about making English the national language in our land. My question is, which English? I do hope we do not adopt the English used on television and radio. Those people can’t make a simple sentence.

How many times per day do you hear some ‘talking head’ say something like, "Joe Bob, he runs real fast? Who is the subject in that sentence - Joe Bob or he? Let me assure you that Mrs. Huey would smack you upside your head for saying that. Mrs. Huey was my high school English teacher.

Then there are numerous uses of ‘very unique.’ Unique is unique. There are no variations. It’s similar to being pregnant. One cannot be a little bit pregnant.

In an attempt to try to impress someone, obviously not me, there are always uses of words that nobody on the planet knows the meaning. Obtrude means push out or forward, just in case you didn’t know.

It is no wonder we have trouble communicating. We don’t speak the same language. Maybe that’s why so often when someone says something, another person hears something else.

As for me, I try to keep my conversation simple: hungry, coffee, nap time, shut up and get out of my way.

PMO
©2011

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Germs

Even if you keep your home tidy, it is likely that you are missing many germ harboring areas, according to Shine from Yahoo. Those pesky little germs seem to hide everywhere.

Tell the truth, how many people clean light switches? They may be hosting more germs than your garbage bin. Everyone touches light switches and if someone is sick, then the germs get transferred.

How about condiment bottles? Do you wipe them after use? Not usually. Then there’s toilet handles on the list along with desk and drawer handles. AND, TV remote controls. If there are germs on the remote, I will surely die of something - soon.

One that I have often thought of, but never cleaned, is the telephone. We have a number of cordless phones and I will admit that a germ or two million could sneak up on them.

Doorknobs, I understand. Lots of people use the door and leave their DNA, finger prints and germs. I will stop using the door and just crawl out the window.

Reality is that germs, some good and some bad, are everywhere. As of yet, nobody has come up with a perfect way to hide from them.

If you did hide from all germs, as soon as you stepped out of your protected environment, you would die because of no immunity to them.

As for grumpy old men. No germ would want to attack us. There are those that think we are germs too.

PMO
©2011

Friday, April 20, 2012

This Week

Almost everyday I shake my head and wonder how some people are able to dress themselves. I’m talking about supposedly ‘normal’ people with no mental or physical issues.

This week, according to a Gallup poll, about 46 percent of Americans think the amount of income taxes they pay are too high. Forty seven percent think the amount they pay is about right. Since about half of the country doesn’t pay any, how are these numbers surprising? Point: what good is the poll?

Next, that famous Senator from Nevada, Harry Reid, gave testimony that senior citizens love junk mail. He was trying to justify a bailout for the postal service. Like we used to say in grade school, "you’re ugly and your momma dresses you funny," Mr. Reid. How does junk mail possibly help senior citizens? Point: They don’t have any money to buy anything.

Politics is going to the dogs - not news. Mitt Romney came under attack for carrying his dog in a carrier strapped to the top of his car. Then came the news that Obama ate dog meat, according to his own admission in his first book. How are either of these important when the nation is going to hell in a hand-basket from debt? That’s it. Both of you have to stay inside during recess.

Then, there was news that if pigs in Michigan have the wrong color hair, they will be shot by the Department of Natural Resources. Yep, the DNR will kill your live stock if they deem them to be feral hogs - based upon the color of their hair and some other criteria. Senior ‘blue-hair’ ladies better watch out. They may be next. Point: Sounds like the pigs are smarter than the people.

A serious note from the week. Dick Clark, the eternal teenager, died. You may remember him from American Bandstand and other televison shows. Mr. Clark started his career in radio way back in the 50's. For that reason I have a special attachment. In one of my previous lives, I too played disc jockey and scratched a lot of vinyl records.

Rest in peace Dick Clark. Keep you eye on the VU meter and a steady hand on the POT.

PMO
©2011

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Taxmaggedon

According to Fox News as reported by Newsmax the average American family will be hit by a $3,800 increase in taxes come the New Year, unless Congress acts to extend a series of breaks. Hence, January 1, 2013 has a name - Taxmaggedon.

Fox reports that several different tax programs expire at the end of the year including the Bush-era cuts that will push the bottom of the tax rate from 10 to 15 percent and the top rate from 35 to 39.6 percent. The child tax credit will go from $1000 to $500, the marriage penalty will return, tax on dividends will go up nearly threefold and the alternative minimum tax will hit about 34 million taxpayers. The alternative minimum tax is the original "Buffett" tax. I don’t know how both taxes would work together, but I am sure it will be a "fair share."

As someone said, "The problem with paying more taxes is that we get more government." I’d like to add, "And, when we get more government, we get higher taxes."

Doesn’t it make sense that if we pay less taxes, we would have less government?

How would we ever know what to do if we didn’t have government telling us? What would we do with all the extra money?

I’d buy a pony. Never had one as a kid. My parents paid all the pony money in taxes.

PMO
©2011

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

$60 Light Bulb

Would you pay $60 for a light bulb? If you answered yes, then you may need professional help - from a CPA. According to the Associated Press, a new LED bulb will go on sale this Sunday. LED stands for light emitting diode, in case you care.

The bulb, technically a lamp, is the most energy efficient yet. Using it four hours per day, it could last up to 20 years. While rebates and pricing could get the bulb down to $20, that’s still a lot of money for a 60 watt light. It does use about 10 watts and therefore could save as much as $8 per year. Wow! Are you impressed yet?

It really doesn’t matter what you think. The "guv-ment" does your thinking for you. Incandescent lamps or ‘bubs’ will soon be banned and go the way of the rotary dial phone. Ain’t progress wonderful.

At my house, I keep the lights on in only the room I’m in. The other resident turns on all the lights. I told her one day that I had discovered a light that was not on, and I was not going to tell her which one. She replied, "That would be the one in the back closet and the bulb is burned out. You need to replace it."

The average house has about 30 light bulbs. If you calculate that times $60 it is $1800. If I replaced all my lights, I would lower my electric bill by not having enough money to turn on the lights or anything else.

Ronald Regan was right when he said, "The most terrifying words are, I’m from the government and I’m here to help you." They have given us toilets that don’t flush, clothes washers that don’t clean, dishwashers that use less water and leave more food, and cars that cost twice as much to get an extra couple of miles per gallon.

I think I’ll look into becoming a candle maker. I can sell them for less than $60.

PMO
©2011

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

No Fool Like An Old Fool

Forbes is reporting via the Vienna News that Austrian retail tycoon Karl Wlaschek will wed for the fifth time at the age of 94. Well, if you had $5 billion, what would you do? His bride-to-be, ‘Ricki’ Schenk won’t reveal her age, but speculation is that she is at least thirty years younger.

The couple met a few years ago at a Vienna event and soon realized that they’d both lost their spouses on the very same day.

The self-made Wlaschek has four kids but says he wants another five or six at the least. ‘Ricki’ laughed off his comment, saying, "I am not so young anymore."

A few years ago, my financial controller asked me, "If I die, will you get remarried?" I immediately responded, "Nope, been there and done that." Then she said, "I wouldn’t want you to be lonely." I assured her I would not be lonely. I have a plan.

First, I would set up a menu for meals. Then I would have lady friends over according to what they cook. One week I would have Mexican food, then German food, American food, and so forth. Just move them in and move them out. Naturally, if I found one that could support me in a manner to which I would like to become accustomed, I would let her stay a little longer.

Or, maybe I would just have ‘Meals on Wheels’ stop by once per day.

I don’t want any more kids.

PMO
©2011

Monday, April 16, 2012

Uncle Jay

The first time I saw him, that I remember, he had almost white hair. He was a young man that had just come back from World War II. He didn’t talk about the war, but I did learn over the years that he had been severely wounded and had walked about a quarter mile carrying his intestines, to a first aid station.

I also learned that he had to do something an East Texas boy doesn’t do. He had killed a woman that was shooting at him when Germany used women in combat, near the end of the war.

Jay was different. He never held down a job and his wife supported the family. He did have a small shop where he worked on cars when he wanted to - if he wanted to. He didn’t charge much so he always had lots of people waiting in line. What made him different was that he was not afraid of dying. He had no fear of any man or beast. His attitude was that he had already died and spent some time in hell.

He lived because life meant something to him. I don’t think he ever thought about tomorrow because he didn’t expect it to become today. Once he traded his old pickup for a boat because he really wanted the boat. It was only after the man drove off in the truck did Jay think about he had no way to get the boat to the lake.

Then there was the time that he and my dad were drinking some moonshine. When I asked what they were drinking, he gave me a taste. I swallowed and instantly could not breathe. My eyes watered and I began to cry and cough and really believe I was going to die. My mother rushed in and finally got me back to breathing. She attacked him for having done such a stupid thing. Old Jay just sat and let her rant and rave until she finally ran out of air. Then he smiled and said, "Ask him if he wants some more?"

When I think about him, I guess he was my favorite uncle. Although I didn’t see him all that often. But I do remember once when I had seen a plastic gun in a comic book and had shown it to him, he reached into his wallet and gave me his last two dollars to buy it.

Uncle Jay did get a job as a security officer at one of the local hospitals but decided to quit. When he told his boss that he was leaving, the boss offered him a raise to stay. "Can’t stay," said Jay. The supervisor pressed for a more detailed answer. "Since I work the night shift, I have to sleep during the day," Jay explained. "Quail hunting season opened and I can’t work all night and hunt all day," he said.

I wonder what it would be like to live today without no expectation of tomorrow? I will never be able to do that.

Jay did.

PMO
©2011

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Problem Solved

I read too much and think too much and analyze too much. But, it seems to me that the solution to government spending and most all of the social ailments we have in this country boils down to values.

History has repeatedly shown that when rational responsible values held dear by a people change, it is never a good thing. I talking about things like honesty, morals, ethics, integrity, work, and independence. When a people turn their heads the other way and allow a few to pollute the value system, it will become totally polluted in a short time.

All the problems in this country and any other could be fixed as simply as restoring values that lift people up, rather than destroy. If you want to get America back on the right track, get back to tried and proven traditional values that give people a sense of purpose with a direction and hope for their children.

It also helps to have a strong belief in God.

I don’t see this in America. But then, there are over 300 million people. I don’t know all of them.

PMO
©2011

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Fair Share

Who gets to decide what your fair share is? I keep hearing, "everyone should pay their fair share of taxes." If it is the government that decides, then your fair share is 100% of what you have and what you can borrow. Perhaps it is the nearly fifty percent of the population that is on the government dole that gets to decide what your fair share is.

As far as I am concerned, I pay more than my fair share. By income standards, I would be lower middle class. How about those that pay no taxes, is that their fair share?

I want to find that one person that gets to decide what the fair share amount is.

Then I want to beat him/her with a stick.

They will get their fair share.

PMO
©2011

Friday, April 13, 2012

Naked Maids

If you haven’t heard, you can now hire a maid or maids that work in the nude in Lubbock, Texas. Yep, for $100 per hour, you get a maid to clean your house or office or for $150 per hour, you can hire two. Obviously, that’s the better deal.

This is for real. There is a company that provides said services. The woman that runs the business says there is nothing "sexual" about the business. And, she reports that most customers are happy with their work.

We have had a maid service a few times over the years. That was before it was discovered that I make a good maid for less money. Of the ladies we’ve hired, I can truly say that I would not want to see any of them naked. In fact, if the last two had gotten naked, I would have left and given them the house.

Is this a crazy world or what?

Lubbock police are investigating the company to determine if they are operating a sexually oriented business. Yes sir, they are keeping an eye on what’s going on.

Did I mention, the company gives a discount to police and other public servants.

PMO
©2011

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Net Mush

How many hours per day do you use the internet? Well, according to a report from Mashable, Inc. Today’s connected generation collectively spends 35 billion hours on the internet every month. I know people that spend that much time all by themselves.

From the story, researched compiled by ForensicPsychology.net, reveals that multi-tasking actually raises stress levels and lowers creativity. Heavy internet users are 2.5 times more likely to be depressed.

Basically what they are saying is that if you stay on the internet, your brain will turn to mush. That explains a lot of people I know.

When I started using the net back in the old days, about all you could find were portals into various university or government libraries or documents. Now, I don’t seem to be able to find anything that has much credibility. Heck I could set up my own website as an expert in something. Nobody would question it.

I must confess I used to spend a lot of time surfing. Now, I just try to get done what I have to do.

My brain is "mushy" enough.

PMO
©2011

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Math 101

As reported by Newsmax and about a million other news outlets, lottery fever swept the country when the Mega Millions Jackpot rose toward a record $656 million for the March 30th drawing. Do you know what the taxes are on that much money? Here comes the math 101 lesson in subtraction.

First, there is a 25 percent federal withholding tax - minimum. Next April, winners will see if they get a refund or pay more taxes - any guesses on how that is going to work out? Then if one lives in a state with an income tax, that amount is subtracted. New Jersey has a 10.8 percent tax and New York’s income tax is 8.97 percent. Plus, if you live in New York City, there is 3.648 percent city tax.

Is your calculator smoking from subtracting yet?

And, get this, state lotteries pay on average about 60 percent of gross revenues in prizes. That compares to about 90 percent payback for most casinos, according to The Tax Foundation. So, they say, "To the extent lottery revenue is used for general government purposes, it is a tax." I knew that.

Ready for even more subtraction? There’s going to be more relatives and friends that you ever dreamed of, wanting a "little" help.

We know that there were three winning tickets, but let’s look at what would have happened if there was only one ticket and it came from New York City. The up front taxes would be about $243 million.

After your mother-in-law gets her cut, there ain’t going to be a whole lot for you.

The way to make a small fortune in gambling, is to start with a large fortune.

PMO
©2011

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Terror

Grumpy old men don’t scare easily. That’s mostly because it takes too much effort. What then would cause shear terror?

We had some tornadoes around our burg last week. I think the final count was 13. So far as I know the closest one to my lean-to was about a couple of miles. I have been in and around twisters a number of times in my life. They are pretty scary.

If you’ve never been shot at, it is quite scary - after the fact.

The government is very scary. They seem to think that we taxpayers work for them and not the other way around. They make laws that make no sense and that makes living a whole lot more frightening.

Then there is always the threat of a nuclear attack or some terrorist dirty bomb. Most people have no idea what would really happen should this occur. I think I have some understanding of just how much fear and panic would rule.

But to put real terror into a grumpy old man it takes only a seemingly innocent event. This past weekend I laid down for a little nap. My financial controller was busy sitting on the couch with the TV on. When I woke up about a half hour later she was gone. She had left a note on the kitchen counter.

The note said, "I have gone to run some errands."

Bye $$$$$.

PMO
©2011

Monday, April 9, 2012

Tax Day

Are you happy yet? According to the Tax Foundation, April 17th is when tax freedom day arrives this year. The Foundation has tracked taxes for lots of years. And, this year they have calculated that Americans worked the first 107 days of 2012 just to earn enough to pay their federal, state and local taxes. This is four days later than last year, which mean taxes have gone up.

Working Americans will pay an average of 29.2 percent of their total income in taxes this year. This is more than is spent on groceries, clothing and shelter combined. If the federal government was seeking to enough taxes to finance all its spending, including $1.014 trillion in deficit spending, Tax Freedom Day would not arrive until May 14, according to the Tax Foundation.

Don’t worry, be happy. These will be the good old days when Tax Freedom Day comes right after Christmas.

PMO
©2011

Sunday, April 8, 2012

National ID

Are you aware that there is a law requiring you to carry a national ID? Guess what? There is. The Real ID Act was passed by the Bush administration in 2005. This was brought to my attention on teapartyeconomist.com. No, I do not belong to the tea party. I would, however be interested in joining a coffee party.

The Real ID Act essentially established a national ID by requiring states to comply with costly and restrictive federal licensing standards aimed at creating a national database of driver’s licenses. At a cost of about $230 million per years, the states have resisted. States must do the scanning of information and that takes more staff.

In a nut shell, the law requires that all 245 million license and state ID holders go to local DMV to get the card. You have to bring a photo ID, birth certificate, proof of Social Security number, and proof of residence to obtain the card.

Without the card you will not be able to travel on an airplane, open a bank account, collect Social Security, enter federal government buildings or take advantage of most government services.

Surprise! Both political parties at the national level favor this law. As John W. Whitehead, president of the Rutherford Institute said, "The purpose of the card is to provide the government with the ultimate control over the American people."

Let me see if I understand. There is an outcry over voter ID, but a full approval of a national ID. What did I miss?

Can you imagine the lines at the DMV with 245 million people trying to get a card so they can get on a plane or go to the bank? You can’t get into a DMV now to get a license.

In my best Nazi Germany accent, "Vee have ways to make you."

PMO
©2011

Friday, April 6, 2012

Easter

Easter is for Christians the most Holy time of the year. It is the celebration of the resurrection of Jesus. Today, as in times past, the world tries to dismiss the reality of the event. So, this weekend, I would invite you to get a Bible and read in the Book of Acts, Chapter 5, beginning with verse 34.

Then stood there up one in the council, a Pharisee, named Gamaliel, a teacher of the law, held in reputation among all the people, and commanded to put the apostles outside a little while;

And said unto them, You men of Israel, take heed to yourselves what you intend to do concerning these men.

For before these days rose up Theudas, boasting himself to be somebody; to whom a number of men, about four hundred, joined themselves: who was slain; and all, as many as obeyed him, were scattered, and came to nothing.

After this man rose up Judas of Galilee in the days of the census, and drew away many people after him: he also perished; and all, even as many as obeyed him, were dispersed.

And now I say unto you, Refrain from these men, and let them alone: for if this counsel or this work be of men, it will come to nothing:

But if it be of God, you cannot overthrow it; lest perhaps you be found even to fight against God.

And to him they agreed: and when they had called the apostles, and beaten them, they commanded that they should not speak in the name of Jesus, and let them go.

And they departed from the presence of the council, rejoicing that they were counted worthy to suffer shame for his name.

And daily in the temple, and in every house, they ceased not to teach and preach Jesus Christ.

No one has stopped the Gospel of Jesus Christ yet. Could it be that it is from God and if you fight it, you fight God.

I don’t see anyone winning that one.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

No Obese

The Texas Tribune reports that Citizens Medical Center in Victoria, Texas has a policy against hiring obese people. If you recall, in August of 2011 I predicted there would soon be a fat tax. I’m guessing if you can’t get a job, then that’s a 100% tax.

The Medical Center refuses to hire anyone with a body mass index over 35. That means that if you are 5 foot 10 inches, you cannot weigh over 245 pounds. Chief executive David Brown is reported to have said, "The majority of our patients are over 65, and they have expectations that cannot be ignored in terms of personal appearance." The obvious question, "does this mean that old people don’t like fat people?"

Before you say it, this is not discrimination in Texas. There is only one state and a half dozen cities that ban discrimination against the overweight in hiring.

Look out fat people, nobody likes you. Pretty soon, you’ll be banished from restaurants and bars. You’ll be outside with the smokers.  Wait, they can’t even smoke outside.

Has the world lost it’s mind or is it just the people in it.

I used to think that if they stopped the world I would get off. Now I think, if they’ll just slow it down, I’ll jump.

PMO
©2011

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Strip-Search

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday, April 2, 2012, that officials may strip-search people for any offense, however minor, before admitting them to jails, even if the officials have no reason to suspect the presence of contraband. The vote was 5-4. The Supreme Court did not say that strip-searches were required, but that the Fourth Amendment’s prohibition of unreasonable searches did not forbid them.

This means that if you are arrested for an outstanding parking ticket, you can be searched. The ruling was reportedly based upon a case in which Albert Florence was strip-searched twice on a charge he had not paid a fine. He had paid the fine, but that was discovered after he was jailed.

According to a story in the New York Times, Daron Hall, president of the American Correctional Association and sheriff of Davidson County, Tennessee said the association welcomed the flexibility offered by the decision.

My official position on this matter is that without a reasonable cause, it is an unreasonable search. But then, I am opposed to pat-downs at the airport. Although, I do believe some people go to the airport to get a pat-down and never have a ticket to fly.

Who can tell if police and other "officials" will practice strip-searches as routine. There are State and local laws and policies.

I do know that if they start strip-searching grumpy old men, it will only be once. After a peek of a naked grumpy old man, they won’t be able to stand to do another one.

After all the biggest deterrent to sex among seniors is nudity.

PMO
©2011

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

The Spin

If you haven’t figured out by now that what you see and hear in the news is not always what you saw or heard. NBC apparently edited a 911 call in the George Zimmerman event in Florida to make it sound like George is a racist. ABC ran a video of Zimmerman entering the police station and proclaimed he had no injuries from being attacked as he said. Now they have an enhanced version that shows he did have injuries.

Even if the media tells the truth - not likely - you might not get the truth. Here is a little story I got from someone in my email.

The facts: Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.

The story: Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889,Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed.

It does appear that the news hounds subscribe to the old saying, "never let the truth interfere with a good story."

PMO
©2011

Monday, April 2, 2012

Minds To Mush

According to AFP, an international news service, there are concerns about children and tablet computers. In a report by Mariano Andrade, over use of the tablets may create behavioral problems.

A number of studies reveal everything from the educational benefits to the "baby sitting" approach by parents. Kids Industries found that 77 percent of parents believed use of the tablets were beneficial and help develop creativity. Screen Time on the other hand cautioned parents about imposing limits on the use.

I know I am a million years old, but when we got our first TV, I used to sit and watch the test pattern - for you whippersnappers, that was what they broadcast when nothing was on. The old days were tough. But, finally I figured out there really wasn’t much to watch on television. It was more fun to watch girls.

The point of all this is that kids today are growing up with lots of gadgets to keep them entertained. It cannot help but to affect face to face relations. As Lisa Guernsey, of the Early Education Initiative at the New American Foundation, says in the report, "Can they focus on a conversation, not look a screen for 30 minutes?" Heck, I know adults that can’t go 30 seconds without looking at their iPhone.

If we keep up the pace, and we will, then how can we not get to a point where the only communication we have is a machine?

Warning: Sooner or later your battery is going to go dead and you won’t know how to verbally ask for another one.

PMO
©2011

Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Solution

I have a solution for most of the problems in this country. It’s simple. Just divide the country into two countries. Not like the Civil War. This would be a peaceful division. Everybody would just move.

All you have to do is decide which side of the line you want to be on. Those that want government to run their lives, get on one side. Those that want only limited government, enough to keep law and order, get on the other side.

Think about it. It would really be a boom for the moving companies.

PMO
©2011