Forbes is reporting via the Vienna News that Austrian retail tycoon Karl Wlaschek will wed for the fifth time at the age of 94. Well, if you had $5 billion, what would you do? His bride-to-be, ‘Ricki’ Schenk won’t reveal her age, but speculation is that she is at least thirty years younger.
The couple met a few years ago at a Vienna event and soon realized that they’d both lost their spouses on the very same day.
The self-made Wlaschek has four kids but says he wants another five or six at the least. ‘Ricki’ laughed off his comment, saying, "I am not so young anymore."
A few years ago, my financial controller asked me, "If I die, will you get remarried?" I immediately responded, "Nope, been there and done that." Then she said, "I wouldn’t want you to be lonely." I assured her I would not be lonely. I have a plan.
First, I would set up a menu for meals. Then I would have lady friends over according to what they cook. One week I would have Mexican food, then German food, American food, and so forth. Just move them in and move them out. Naturally, if I found one that could support me in a manner to which I would like to become accustomed, I would let her stay a little longer.
Or, maybe I would just have ‘Meals on Wheels’ stop by once per day.
I don’t want any more kids.
PMO
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