Nothing

I am writing about nothing today. Nothing can be a good thing. When you are a grumpy old man and someone asks what are you doing today, you can say, "nothing." Then the obvious response will be, "that’s what you did yesterday." You guess the next part, "I didn’t get finished." Nothing is not like somebody. Somebody always did something so you can blame them. But nothing has no blame. If you don’t do anything, you can’t do it wrong.

I know people that lived their whole lives, so far, doing nothing. Some of them are doing the world a favor by doing nothing, and thinking nothing. Now you have learned nothing. Don’t you feel better?

You didn’t think I was going to write about the inauguration did you?

PMO
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