Jeff Foxworthy became rich with his line, "you might be a redneck." He defines, and I would agree, that a redneck is someone that is totally without sophistication. Sophistication is something we are supposed to have - I think. Having been in the country for a few months, I have noticed some folks that just may be a redneck.
If your bride to be is registered at Tractor Supply and at least one beer store - you might be a redneck.
If the church you attend takes a smoke break between the singing and the preaching - you might be a redneck.
If you think that Little Jimmy Dickens is the best singer of all time - you might be a redneck.
If you have two poles holding up one end of your house, but have satellite TV - you might be a redneck.
If you attend a funeral and bring a bucket of chicken and a six pack - you might be a redneck.
If you think that Duck Dynasty should win an Emmy - you might be a redneck.
If you think these are made up - you may be too sophisticated.
PMO
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