Having been retired for a few years now, I have come to a conclusion that there just may be a better way to retire. The traditional way, I guess, is to get a job, save some money, work until you’re tired and then retire. The downside is that you have to watch your money and try to have enough to last you until you croak. There are at least two other options.
First, get rid of all your assets. Become a burden to the tax payers. You can get free food, free housing, free medical, free cell phone, utility assistance, clothing, furniture and just about anything else one would need. Any money you may earn could be under the table, in cash and that would pay for your cable TV.
Or, if you want real security, rob a bank. Not just any bank. Be sure it is a Federal bank, so you will go to a Federal prison. From what I’ve seen on television and in the papers, those prisons are a lot like a country club. You don’t have to worry about taxes or inflation or anything. You get three meals per day, clothing, entertainment, exercise and absolute security from all the nuts running around on the outside - including politicians. I think the sentence for bank robbery is 20 years, so if you wait until you are about 60 or older, you should be good for the rest of your life. Should you get out, just rob another bank.
As usual, my advice is worth what you pay for it.
PMO
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