Sunday, August 4, 2013

Medical Research

Before my financial controller had surgery, I did my usual research. I found a lot of information about her condition including prevention. It was interesting to see that two drinks per day could prevent occurrence. A drink is defined as 12 ounces of beer, 5 ounces of wine or 1.5 ounces of 80 proof spirits. Men only should have two drinks. Women are limited to one.

Further investigation reveals that two drinks are also good for reducing the risk of heart disease. Then there’s the benefit of reducing the risk of heart attack. Kicking back a couple possibly reduces your risk of strokes. Want to lower your chances of gallstones, take two shots and call me in the morning. And, a couple of suds may reduce the risk of diabetes.

That’s five possible benefits. So, if you take two drinks each, that’s a total of ten. I guess you can mix them up if you want. There was no directions on if you should drink them all at one time or stretch them out, but I’m guessing you should pace yourself.

The reason women can have only half is somebody has got to get the man home.

PMO
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