If you drop something onto the floor, get down on your knees to retrieve it, and look around to see if there is anything else you need to do while you’re there - you might be an old coot.
If you decide that you can replace a missing shingle on the roof, but are pooped by the time you get out the ladder - you might be an old coot.
If the ladder is still leaned up against the house three years later - you might be an old coot.
If you turn off your hearing aids off just so you can’t hear your spouse - you might be an old coot.
If you don’t go anywhere that you can’t be within 15 feet of a restroom - you might be an old coot.
If young people refer to you as "quaint." - you might be an old coot.
If you don’t have any enemies because you’ve out lived them all - you might be an old coot.
If you spend hours watching Bonanza and Gunsmoke reruns - you might be an old coot.
If you can still play 18 holes of golf, but it takes three days - you might be an old coot.
If your 1999 Buick has less than 10,000 miles - you might be an old coot.
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