Friday, November 28, 2014

Turkey Report

Well, I survived another turkey day, although I thought I was going to die. The "crud" that I have had for almost a month, came on strong. But, we did have turkey and dressing and ham. Dessert is always my favorite because my number one daughter makes pecan pies. I only had two slices. That’s because someone must have taken the rest.

The usual three to four hour trip, one way, was extra fun because of my little plague. And, we stayed over at a motel. I checked in before my financial controller got there so I had a few hours to die, but I didn’t. I amused myself by counting the sheets on a roll of toilet tissue that claimed it had 473 sheet. Sure enough, they were all there. Then it was TV time. I hate televison. But, found a channel about survival in different circumstances. Now, I know what to do if I am ever in a hot air balloon that goes wild, and how to survive a flash flood in a car. My favorite was what to do if you get caught too close an erupting volcano.

We don’t have any erupting volcanos in East Texas, but if we get one, I know what to do.

PMO
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