If you don’t get a lot of junk mail, send me your address and I will get you on whatever list I am on. Everyday we get something. And, the one that causes me the most trouble are the catalogs that are full of “stuff” to buy. There must be a million items for sale ranging from pet products to your own do-it-yourself brain surgery kits. And, before you ask, they all include items that are, “as seen on TV” for whatever that’s worth.
I do occasionally thumb through them just to see what “must have” I do not want. In the latest catalog I noticed a genuine imitation stepping stone engraved with, “In Memory of My Loving Husband.” It only cost $14.99. Nothing cost $15, because $14.99 is a lot cheaper. Talk about cheap. Instead of getting a headstone for the cemetery, you can just get a stepping stone. I suppose if poor old Hubby was cremated and now resides on the mantle or in the hall closet, this would serve a purpose.
My financial controller is sure to see this item because she goes through each catalog like she’s searching for the secret to life. If she orders one for me, I invite you to come by and step on it, when I die. It will probably be at the back door.
But wait!!! Order now and you can get free shipping.
PMO
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