I think I have mentioned before, I am an observer by nature and training. That means I see a lot of stupid things. Of all the things in the world, that you have to do sooner or later, going to the dentist is just hard for me to accept.
If you think about it, you are granting someone you probably don’t permission to stick their hands and other objects into your mouth. Rationally, this just does not make sense but we humans do it all the time. It must be that dentist have a heck of a marketing plan.
I went to the dentist today. They stuck hands, sharp instruments, water sprays and a wet dry vacuum into my mouth and wondered why I gaged.
No human should have to suffer the indignity of anyone sticking things into one’s mouth. The only thing worse is sticking things into the other end. At least they put me to sleep to do that.
The dentist wants me to come back.
I’m checking to be sure he doesn’t moonlight as a proctologist.
PMO
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