I’ve always heard that money is the root of all evil, but it’s dirty too. I read an article today on Yahoo describing germs on money. There are millions of the little grubbers on that dollar in your pocket or purse. These microscopic bugs and all kinds of bacteria are transferred from one person to another each time you exchange money. Yes, even coins.
The problem is that people handle all kinds of things, then they handle money without washing their hands.
And, to make matters worse, money may contain traces of a variety of illegal drugs. In our world, drug dealers exchange their products for cash. It is conceivable that a drug sniffing police dog could point you out because of the money in your possession.
We live in a germophobic society. For some reason, Americans think they should be protected from everything.
Therefore I am making an offer to protect you. Give me your money. I’m not taking about your banking account, just your currency. Yes, including pennies. Grumpy old men aren’t afraid of germs.
I make this offer as a goodwill gesture to help protect you and prevent you from being arrested.
Grumpy old men can be nice sometimes.
PMO
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