Ladies and gentlemen, we have a real national crisis. I know that you are probably jaded about crisis by now, but this time it is real.
The government loves a good crisis. They rejoiced in the plight of the car manufacturers. It was their time to shine, to show that only government could save the nation with bailout money. So what would have happened if GM and Chrysler had gone under. There are so many car builders, we would have just switched brands. They all look the same anyway.
But, now, we are at the brink of a true national disaster. A company that represents the true heartbeat of America is about to go under.
I hope you will join me in demanding that government step up and save our nation. We cannot allow our way of life to change so dramatically. Write your representative today. Give the White House a call. Don’t ask, tell them to take action now.
We cannot allow Hostess to go under. I can’t imagine life without Twinkies. Get real people. Can you face another day without Squiggle-Topped Cup Cakes or Ding Dongs?
I thought not.
PMO
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