According to the last numbers I saw on marriages, over half end in divorce. If the family is the foundation for any nation, then ours is in real trouble. From reading the newspapers one might conclude that the only people that want to be married are gays and lesbians.
Therefore I think - we all know what happens when I think - that we need a prenuptial test. It should be developed by people that have been married 25 years or more. This would exclude almost everyone in Hollywood.
The questions would be directed toward real life living together - not lust and expectations that the other person will adapt to you.
Here is a list of sample questions from the male perspective:
Do you own a bass boat or are you willing to work overtime to get one?
Can you watch sports on TV for days?
Do you like to camp out and shoot guns?
Are you willing to accept that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong?
Can you fry chicken like my mother does?
Do you understand housework is for women?
Can you live with only two pair of shoes?
Do you agree that the remote belongs to me?
Can you live with visiting your parents once or twice a year?
Do you understand that I will not go with you to your best friend’s wedding?
You know that I’m not going to change, don’t you?
These are only a few sample questions. The list is much longer.
If there is a woman that can answer yes to all these questions, there will be a really long line of men wanting to marry you.
An added bonus is that your daddy is rich and you are the sole heir.
PMO
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