Friday, October 26, 2012

He's The Man

Yahoo News, CBS, and other news outlets have a story that seems to defy the laws of nature. A 96 year old man in India is claiming to be the world’s oldest father. His wife is 52 and having a child at her age is quite unusual. Their second son was born October 5th according to one source.

The man, who still works in the fields, says it’s his clean living and diet that enables him to do what he wants to do. He eats a lot of vegetables and almonds. And, according to one report, this allows him to have sex three times per night. He did say he takes a nap in the afternoon.

His wife is planning to get a permanent birth control operation because they don’t want anymore children. Now, there’s a plan.

The 96 year old did mention that he wants to see his sons grow up and be productive members of society. They better grow up fast.

Note to self: put a large bag of almonds and lots of veggies on the weekly shopping list.

PMO
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