Friday, July 26, 2013

Preternity

Okay, here’s you a new word - "preternity." It means, before eternity. Here’s my theory. Before God made mankind, there was no need for time. There was no future or past. Everything was perfect and there was no reason to think about how long perfect had been around or how long it would last.

Then God made mankind. Mankind wanted to know what time it was, and how long before we get there. And, with their obsession about time, mankind messed up the perfection.

Therefore, God created time so he would have a stopping point to putting up with them. Then, they wanted to know how long they would be punished for being bad little girls and boys. Hence came the word eternity.

And, that’s why you have to wait in line every where you go.

PMO
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