Friday, December 27, 2013

Santa Said

My friend Jim sent a letter to Santa asking for a 21 year old blonde that owns a chain of liquor stores and who just won a huge lottery that wants to get married without a prenuptial agreement. He sends the same letter every year. Now, he swears that he got a reply. Santa said, "I would never fill such a request. And, if I could, at your age, you wouldn’t make it through the wedding."

I think "Santa" may really be his wife. But, I didn’t tell him.

PMO
©2013

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