Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Trivia

Because I consider myself a wealth of worthless information - at least information that most people don’t care about - I like trivia. For example, did you know that Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants? I actually knew that. Don’t ask me why.

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors. More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes. And, it takes a lot longer to get somewhere on a donkey. Ready for some more?

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. That one is easier to believe after hearing about the donkeys. Maybe the mules kick the enemy to death. And, then there’s this one. In Texas, it’s illegal to put graffiti on someone else’s cow.

I wish I had known that sooner.

PMO
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