April fools day is celebrated on April 1st, but no one is exactly when and why it was started. Some records indicate it may go back to the Roman Empire days. The jokes and the receivers are referred to ‘fools,’ hence the name.
So, therefore and in accordance with, here is my effort for April Fools.
Breaking News!
Hillary has just announced that if she is the Democratic candidate, she will choose Michelle Obama as her running mate.
Obama has resigned to manage Donald Trump’s investments in Dubai.
Vice President Joe Biden has announced he has plans to adopt Ted Cruz.
Donald Trump responded to the latest media attack by saying, “Who, What, When?”
Bernie Sanders, not to be outdone by Hillary, has announced Whoopi Goldberg will run with him as co-president.
And, all city, county, state and federal taxes, tariffs, fees and surcharges have been rescinded until next April 1st.
The scary part is that there may be some truth in one of these.
PMO
©2016
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