Okay, I’m back, or maybe almost. The problem has been that I had what was supposed to be a very minor and easy eye surgery on both eyes. The operation was a success, but I can’t see very well. It’s kind of like, the operation was a success but the patient died.
My eyes are now black and blue, swollen shut and I have blurred vision. According to the doctor, this is normal. That wasn’t mentioned before the procedure. It’s like buying a used car. You don’t find out the real story until after the deal.
When I left the day surgery clinic, I was told to put an ice pack on my eyes once per hour for two days. They said they would provide the ice pack. They did. It was a bag of frozen peas. I am not making this up.
If anyone is interested in buying a bag of peas that cost me about $18,000, I can make you a deal. If you don’t need an ice pack, you can eat them.
I could let them go for $9,000.
PMO
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