Evansburg, Alberta, Canada elects an official ‘Town Grouch’ every year. The grouch is licensed to pester, grumble, criticize, and complain for a whole year. Wow! What a great idea. I think we should do this in our little people’s republic commune, aka: gated community with a crazy HOA.
Right now we have too many grouches. They are usually sweet little old ladies in tennis shoes. They insist that it is still 1980 and they are in charge of everything. If we could hold an election and have just one grouch, it would save a lot of misery for a lot of people.
Naturally, some people would say I would be the presumptive nominee.
I could show those old ladies a thing or two about being a grouch.
PMO
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