Don’t let that subject line fool you, I am trying to write about almost anything except politics. So, here’s a little update on what’s happening in East Texas.
First and foremost, at Wallyworld, bags of candies are no longer in the bicycle department. If you really look, you can find them in kitchen appliances. And, they have a special on Coke. The two liter bottle that is always priced at $1.50 each is now on sale, two for $3.00. Not to worry though, bags of charcoal are still located on the toilet paper isle.
Should you venture into the pine curtain, here’s a heads up on driving. If you stop for a red traffic light and it turns green, you may assume that it means “go.” You would be wrong. When the light turns green, it means that you have one minute to call “Earl” and ask him if the green ones really mean go.
Just remember that the light is going to turn red again in one minute and 3 seconds.
PMO
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