I don’t know about you but I get a lot of email - a lot more than I want. Most of it gets deleted pretty quickly, but I do read the stuff my friends send, regardless of how stupid some it is. A good friend sent me an email today about ‘Random Thoughts’ that sounded so familiar, I thought I would share some of them. Remember I am a grumpy old man.
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me.
My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that needs working on.
The biggest lie I tell myself is: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it.
I've lost my mind and I'm pretty sure my wife took it.
Just wait, you’ll get there one of these days.
PMO
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