Someone hacked the Dallas emergency alert sirens and put the city in an ear splitting state of "what’s going on?" Naturally the 911 operators were overwhelmed with calls, but callers were told, "We don’t know." That’s comforting.
In this world that we’ve created and now can’t live in, someone is always hacking into something. Be it a computer, a network, a cell phone, or security system. But just wait, the hack that is going to finally get your attention is on the way. When someone hacks your toilet. That’s right, your toilet will someday be the target of those crazy hackers who love a challenge.
Simple water closets, as they are called, are now high tech. They operate electronically and even by remote. (You might want to be careful with that remote.) And, they are loaded with ‘can’t live without’ features.
With prices starting close to $2000, you can have a fully integrated toilet and bidet system with a two-in one nozzle for thorough cleaning of the posterior and feminine areas. The nozzles oscillate with a bubble infused stream. And, you get the ability to adjust the stream and water temperature. I told you that you won’t be able to live without one.
I also might mention that you get a massage function that leaves that part of your anatomy renewed. Who wants that area renewed? Of course there is an adjustable air dry system and a heated seat. The features go on and on. But, the one I researched does offer a free multi-color toilet bowl nightlight. That’s right it’s free.
You just wait until the hackers take control while you go potty.
That’s up close and personal.
PMO
©2017
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