Do you read bumper stickers? Of course you do, unless you are texting while you drive. I must have read a million of them, but here are a few that have entertained me.
"Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!"
"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."
"Work is for people who don't know how to fish"
"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
"Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer."
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?"
"Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now."
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
"I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!"
And last but not least, the one that I can really relate to.
"I started out with nothing & still have most of it left."
PMO
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