Friday, July 31, 2015

Not Allowed To Tell

I had a story to tell today, but my financial controller assured me that if I told the story, it would not be good for my being.  One of my many faults is that I believe that truth is stranger than fiction and most of the time, a lot more amusing.  She doesn’t.

My financial controller is one of those people that tries to help everybody all the time.  God put them here to make the rest of us look bad.  She is forever more running errands, shopping, taking people to doctor appointments, and even doing laundry for certain folks.  Helping on laundry is the story I’m not supposed to tell.  But, I can ask a question, since I am always asking questions.

Explain to me why someone would put a dirty cereal bowl into a laundry hamper?  Maybe it was an experiment to see if one could wash clothes and dishes at the same time.  Personally, I like that idea.

Boy, it’s hard not to tell a story.

I think the dogs did it.

PMO
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