Clocks

With the recent daylight savings time change, I had to go about the place and reset the clocks. I am the official time keeper here. In my humble abode, there are 16 time keeping devices. Now, some of them change to DST automatically, but about half of them don’t.

The problem is, I don’t really know what time it is. None of the clocks are in sync with the others. There is always a few seconds, even a minute  or two difference including computer and telephone clocks.

Before you tell me that I need one of those official super satellite clocks, I have two. They don’t always agree.

Someone said that if you have two clocks, you will never know what time it is. With 16, I don’t have a chance. Maybe that’s why the television shows don’t start or end when they are supposed to.

I should do what my financial controller does. She chooses the clock that has the time closest to what time she wants it to be.

She’s never late. I am always early.

PMO
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