Old People Organization

I have lunch with a group of old people once per month. I mean older than me - at least most of them are. We just eat, take up space in the restaurant, and solve the problems of the world. After two years of these gatherings, I have concluded they are grumpier than I am - well maybe not.

It is obvious to me that people are upset with everything the government does or does not do. Actually, they are more than upset.

So, I have decided to organize all the old people in the country. There are already hundreds if not thousands of organizations for seniors. The problem with them is that each one has focused on one or two objectives. My organization will focus on everything - all at the same time. Whatever a person’s interest or concern may be, we’ll include it.

I have already carefully selected the name for the movement - er, organization. You have to be careful using the word ‘movement’ around old people. It is a name that will encompass the sentiments of how old people truly feel.

POOP

That’s right - POOP. It stands for Pissed Off Old People. Our moto for all politicians is, "If you don’t do what we want you to, we’ll poop on you - at the polls."

Tell all your old friends and get them to sign up. All they have to do is hit the comment button.

Want to buy a bumper sticker?

PMO
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