I am a Jeff Foxworthy fan - especially the ‘might be a redneck’ part of his act. So today, I thought I would try my hand at writing a few that I have not heard.
If you have two mailboxes and one is mounted on a pole ten feet in the air and it is marked ‘air mail’ and you check it for mail everyday, you might be a redneck.
If you have ever used Preparation H on your face as a wrinkle remover, you might be a redneck.
If your church takes a smoke break between the singing and the preaching, you might be a redneck.
If you miss your daughter’s wedding because the fish were biting, you might be a redneck.
If you trade your pickup for a boat and it’s twenty miles to the lake, you might be a redneck.
If the only pictures you have on Facebook are of your hunting dogs, you might be a redneck.
If you see nothing strange about all these, you might be a redneck.
PMO
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