Worse Than Smoking

I did not know there was anything worse than smoking.  If you believe all the claims about the dangers of smoking, you should also believe that the sky really is falling.  I’m not trying to defend smoking, but  please, the way people react to smoking is worse than the reaction to multiple murders.

And, in case you missed it, sitting is now equal to or worse than smoking.  Sitting can cause cancer, heart disease, obesity, diabetes, and who knows what else.  I’m guessing that if you are sitting down while you read this, you had better read fast or it may be too late for you.

With all the health Nazis today, one cannot sit, eat anything but broccoli, drink anything but imported bottled water, go outside, stay inside, breathe or smoke.  That’s why I don’t fit into the “enlightened” society.  I am typing this while I sit and smoke a cigarette after finishing a bacon sandwich, chips and a cola.

I may not live to be 100, but I will enjoy life like I did.

PMO
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