Sunday, May 22, 2016

Hot !!

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy sometimes includes in his comedy concert, a story about visiting his in-laws.  He says his mother-in-law keeps the house a comfortable 100 degrees.  That’s 37.8 degrees Celsius for those on the metric system.

Jeff tells of getting down on the floor in the bathroom and putting his face on the tile floor to try to find something cool.  And, he also points out that his mother-in-law walks around the house with a sweater on and says, “Is anyone else cold, or is just me.?

I can relate.  My mother-in-law, bless her heart, would freeze at Mr. Foxworthy’s in-laws house.  But her place does come in handy if I need to slow cook something like a brisket or a turkey.  Just take it over there and sit in on the table, and in about eight hours it’s done.  You do have to watch the time, because anything longer will burn the meat.

I am convinced that mother-in-law will go to heaven when she dies, but should she not make it, hell is going to get a lot hotter.

As soon as she gets there, she’s going to turn up the thermostat.

(Speaking of hell, I am going to catch some for writing this)

PMO
©2016

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