Thursday, January 25, 2018

A-Salt-Rifle

The media should love this because they are always misidentifying guns. Anything and everything is an assault rifle to them. Well, there is a weapon on the market that is called, an "A-Salt-Rifle." It shoots salt - just plain old table salt. It is a replacement for a fly swatter. You shoot the annoying buggers with salt. Knock them right out of the air or wait until they land. Every ‘redneck’ like me should have one.

I just got one and there are not many flies this time of year, but you can shoot other things - like spiders. Yes, there are plenty of spiders year round in East Texas. Especially in my garage. I am on a mission to shoot all the spiders I can before the flies come out.

Think about, you can shoot insects, or use the gun for other things, like salting your steaks on the grill. I think I can even shoot garlic salt in it. If you have a "watermelon cutting" at your house or on a picnic, you can respond when someone says, "Pass the salt."

I may have to get another one and see if it will shoot coarse ground pepper.

Liven things up at the dinner table.

PMO
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