I’ve been rethinking ISIS fighters crossing into Texas. All we have to do is when captured, the culprits are turned over to a bunch of East Texas red-necks for special orientation and training. Within a week, or so, they will be eating eggs and bacon for breakfast, pork ribs for lunch and fried pork chops with gravy for supper. All three meals come with a beer or beers of your choice.
Training in wild hog hunting and using dynamite for fishing should get any terrorist to realize that the true good life is right here and right now.
After a few days of gutting hogs and catfish, they surely will recognize the errors of their ways. If not, then we can always load them in the back of a pickup and haul them to DC and make them participate in the political process.
If they are just a little bit smart, it won’t take them long to understand we already have an enemy force trying to destroy us.
PMO
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