Sunday, February 16, 2014

More Dog

We’ve had the *#!! dog now for about 5 months. I blame myself for getting it for my financial controller. She does love cuddle dogs and this one loves to lay on her lap. But, the problem remains. The dog either doesn’t speak English or is just plain stubborn, stupid or all three. All three is my guess.

She does speak vacuum cleaner - she runs and hides from it.

My financial controller got a video on training dogs. The dog watched it - at least part of it. Now the dog knows what to expect and is prepared. And, my spouse somehow forgot that the trainer in the video says you can’t train a command in a couple of minutes. It takes time and patience. I have neither. But, I do like to jerk the training collar.

I would issue an ultimatum, "Either the dog goes or I go," but I know how that would turn out. And, the dog knows how it would turn out. I don’t know how she knows but she does.

Do dogs have to be dead before you can have them cremated?

PMO
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