It's True

My ace number one daughter has worked from home for years, but recently she decided to rent an office space. This means that she has to leave the dogs at home - alone. Well, not exactly alone, because I go over to her house and let the dogs out to "do their business."

Because she is away, she leaves the TV on to give the dogs some company, I suppose. For the past few days, the "View" is on in the morning when I check on the dogs. I don’t know why she doesn’t tune to Animal Planet or some program where the main characters are covered in hair or feathers.  Any way, the dogs must watch this program and follow up with 'soap operas.'  Warning: Daytime TV can ruin your mind.

Both dogs are male. One is almost blind and has other health issues, so he is excused from behaving like a "real" dog. Male dogs hike their leg when relieving their bladder. Well, until today. After watching the "View" for less than two weeks, the little dog now squats like a girl. The power of liberal television. I promise, it’s true.

I’m going to switch the channel to "Gunsmoke" reruns.

Maybe Marshal Dillon can get him back on track.

PMO
2017