Apology

When I’m wrong - doesn’t happen very often - I apologize. So, to the manager of the Wally-World where I have to shop, I here by apologize. There is charcoal in your store. Some of you may remember that there was none to be had, at least none that could be found just a few days ago.

This week, on my fun-filled shopping adventure, I found the charcoal. Shopping for a bathroom cleaner on the cleaner aisle, I found what I needed and turned to go back into the main traffic aisle and lo and behold there was the charcoal! It was right there with the toilet tissue. I ask you, "Where else should it be?" Certainly not over in the garden supply center with the charcoal grills.

Some of you long time readers may remember that the first time I shopped this store I could not find bags of candy in the food section. When I inquired where they were, I was pointed to the bicycle aisle, all the way across the store. I did not ask why they were there, and I’m not asking why charcoal is in the toilet tissue section.

I still haven’t found the charcoal lighter fluid. On my next trip I’m checking out the dairy section and maybe the pharmacy.

You don’t have to have a prescription for charcoal lighter fluid, do you?

PMO
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