My financial controller is out of town for a few days and left me in charge of trick or treaters. She gave me specific instructions that I am not to hand out cans of pork and beans. I assured her that the beans are a lot healthier than candy and have plenty of fiber. She was still not impressed and made me swear that I would not put cans in the little monsters’ bags, buckets or whatever they collect in.
In the spirit of the day, after she left, I can up with another plan. I got a haggard old witch costume. I don’t need the mask. Then I drug out an old pot that looks like a witches’ caldron.
I’m going to put on the costume, build a fire, put the pot on the fire and pour the beans into the pot. I’ll call it, "witches brew." It won’t be hard for me to "cackle" and stir the pot. When the little grubbers come by, I’ll just put a big spoon full of beans into their sacks. Talk about your tricks!
What else could I do with all these cans of pork and beans? I hate those things.
Happy Halloween. Hey-hey-hey.
PMO
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