A federal judge has declared a portion of Utah’s polygamy ban unconstitutional. This essentially decriminalizes polygamy in the sate. The ruling comes as a result of a lawsuit filed by reality TV polygamist Kody Brown and his wives, who left Utah fearing prosecution, according to FOX 13 in Salt Lake.
Be honest now, you knew this was coming. Full fledged, no holds barred polygamy can’t be far behind.
Anyway, I told my financial controller as soon as multiple wives becomes legal, we are moving to Utah so I can have more wives. She got a big laugh out of that. But, I can see a lot of reasons to have multiple wives, provided they meet my special conditions.
They must love to clean and cook, have a job and own a bass boat. I plan to run an ad with instructions to send me a copy of their latest pay stub and a picture of the bass boat.
My financial controller wanted to know how many wives I think I need. As many that can afford me.
She only agrees to go because she loves comedies.
PMO
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