Oh, what to do for the new year? Among the options are parties with lots of drinks and food; staying up til midnight just for the heck of it; or, go to be early and see what the new year looks like in the morning. I always choose the go to bed early option.
Of course you can make new year resolutions and see how many you keep by January 2nd. I don’t think I’ve ever made a resolution, but if I did it would be a resolution not to make resolutions.
Being the grumpy old man that I am, I have decided to ring in the new year, I will go out and buy a new gun. Do I need a new gun? Probably not, but I’m trying to catch up with some of my friends that have their own arsenals. It’s a guy thing - an old guy thing. It’s been that way out here in the east since it’s no fun trying to have the best looking and fastest cars because they all look and run about the same. You don’t have to shoot the guns, just have them, like my friend Dr. Wild Bill. He buys them and never shoots them. I think that he is planning to throw them at anyone that tries to attack him.
I’m thinking a Daisy Red Rider BB gun might get the year off to a good start.
Do they still sell them?
PMO
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