Secret Weapon

In case you have missed it, there is a group of military women that want all women to fight on the front lines. They want women to be trained and armed just like men. That’s only part of this story.

Next, surely you’ve heard hubbub about military mothers nursing in public while in uniform. While breast feeding is widely accepted, the military doesn’t seem to have a policy on this.

So, I have come up with a plan, as I always do. Because the Muslim religion forbids men from viewing naked women, other than their wives, and our current combat is against an enemy that is Muslim, all we have to do is solve two problems at once.

We should put nursing mothers on the front lines. When the enemy attacks, they can pop their tops to feed their young. This will cause the enemy to turn their heads or close their eyes to avoid breaking religious law. When they do that, our male soldiers can shoot them.

I should have been a general.

PMO
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