Saturday, July 26, 2014

Middle East

I did a little research to determine why there is almost always some kind of conflict going on with Israel. The answer is simple. All their neighbors want them dead. They have wanted them dead for many, many years.

Israel is a small country, with a population of about 8 million. It is approximately the size of New Jersey. Texas is 33.5 times larger than Israel.

As usual I have a solution to the problem. Why don’t we move all the Israelis here and let them protect our borders? They are really good at it. And we could deport 20 or 30 million illegal immigrants to Israel. This would solve three problems. The Israelis would have a home where the neighbors aren’t always trying to kill them. Our borders would be protected. And, since a lot of illegals that are deported just come back, they would have a lot further to travel.

No need to thank me for another wonderful idea.

PMO
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