Different people view different things as being funny. I don’t care who you are, the following true stories are worth a chuckle.
First story: The pastor during a Christmas candlelight service explained that for the past few years he would disappear for a few moments and then return dressed as one of the Biblical characters in the story of the birth of Jesus. “I have done all the characters except the angel and the donkey,” he said. And he continued with, “I don’t feel worthy to play the part of an angel, and I just don’t want to be the donkey.”
Second story: Two old women talking on the phone when one asked the other if she is still working. “Yes, “ said the first woman, “But I only work four days per week.” The second woman asked, “You work only four days a week, how many days do you get off?” To which the first woman replied, “Three.” The second woman then said, “Well, that works out nicely.”
For my safety, I have not identified who the two old ladies are.
That’s why truth is funnier than fiction.
PMO
©2015
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