Sunday, April 26, 2015

Billion Dollar Business

The diet and weight loss industry is a billion dollar business. You know why? Because diets and weight loss pills and programs don’t work. If they worked, they would go out of business. Check it out for yourself and you will discover, I am right again.

When I worked in risk management, I developed programs to reduce health care cost. And, I came up with a sure fire weight loss program. All it takes is 4 saltine crackers and 6 to 8 ounces of water twenty minutes before meal time, so your brain will think you are full. You can have what you want and all you want at meals, but you cannot have anything to eat between means. Not even a nighttime snack. Don’t believe me? Try it for 90 days and see what happens.

There was a second program that my company wouldn’t support. It was 2 slices of cucumber and a shot of whiskey, for lunch and dinner. That’s all you get, and no snacks.

The people that try this diet not only lose weigh, they are a lot happier.

PMO
©2015

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