Saturday, April 11, 2015

The News

I read and listen to a lot of news. If that’s what you call it. Having had a number of years in the reporting business, trust me, you don’t get much news now days. Anyway, I have summed up all the news worth knowing this week.

First, Hillary Clinton is attempting to raise an enormous amount of money for her presidential campaign. I hope she promises to keep track of all that money on her personal server at home.

And, Muslims are now allowed to use toilet paper.

That’s it folks. All the news worth reporting.

PMO
©2015

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