One political convention down and one to go. If you are searching for relief, before your brain explodes, may I suggest that if you have cable or satellite, jump over to some of those channels.
I have rediscovered The History Channel, National Geographic and the Military Channel. My financial controller has now recorded all the reruns of the Waltons and Little House on the Prairie. She watches them after I go to bed.
I have watched a few of the political speeches and then change channels before the "news" gives their version of what someone said.
It is difficult for me to understand how every news hound hears exactly the opposite of what was said. That’s why it is enjoyable to just sit back and relax with a good episode of Cajun Justice.
You can’t make up what happens in the swamps.
PMO
©2011
Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
$1.25 Movies
Back in the really old days, I could go to the movies for a quarter. Today, even matinee prices are more than I used to spend on movies for a month. However, being a bean counter, I have discovered that I can get movies delivered to my mail box for about $10 per month. And, if I watch 8 movies per month, the cost is only $1.25. Not as good as the good old days, but it sure beats going out to a theater.
Yes, I know I don’t get the latest movies until sometimes a year later. That’s okay by me. Truth is, there are few, if any, movies worth going to see anyway. Most of the ones I wait a year for are not worth the wait.
But, every now and then, a movie comes along that amuses me. That’s hard to do; amuse a grumpy old man. Such was the case this week with a movie titled, "Bernie." Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine star in what just may be the funniest movie I’ve seen in awhile. It truly portrays some East Texas cultures.
Because I watch the movies at home, I do have to provide my own popcorn and Milk Duds. That’s okay, because those come out of the grocery budget.
Life is better with a movie for $1.25.
Now if I could just find gasoline for $1.00 per gallon.
PMO
©2011
Yes, I know I don’t get the latest movies until sometimes a year later. That’s okay by me. Truth is, there are few, if any, movies worth going to see anyway. Most of the ones I wait a year for are not worth the wait.
But, every now and then, a movie comes along that amuses me. That’s hard to do; amuse a grumpy old man. Such was the case this week with a movie titled, "Bernie." Jack Black and Shirley MacLaine star in what just may be the funniest movie I’ve seen in awhile. It truly portrays some East Texas cultures.
Because I watch the movies at home, I do have to provide my own popcorn and Milk Duds. That’s okay, because those come out of the grocery budget.
Life is better with a movie for $1.25.
Now if I could just find gasoline for $1.00 per gallon.
PMO
©2011
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Neil Armstrong
Neil Armstrong was an aerospace engineer, Navy pilot, test pilot, university professor and the first man to set foot on the moon. By his own description, he was a nerdy engineer with a pocket protector and white socks.
He died August 25. There hasn’t been a lot about him in the news because the news hounds are all wrapped up with the Republican Convention and a hurricane. Obama’s tribute to this true American hero was a picture of himself looking up at the moon.
Mr. Armstrong was from all accounts a man that did not want the limelight, so the lack of coverage would have been very satisfying to him. But, the world knows and will always remember the words, "That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Since 1969 there have been a lot of technological advancements. There will be many more. The question is will there be men like Neil Armstrong with the "right stuff."
"Houston, the "Eagle" has landed in the true Tranquility Base."
Rest in peace.
©2011
He died August 25. There hasn’t been a lot about him in the news because the news hounds are all wrapped up with the Republican Convention and a hurricane. Obama’s tribute to this true American hero was a picture of himself looking up at the moon.
Mr. Armstrong was from all accounts a man that did not want the limelight, so the lack of coverage would have been very satisfying to him. But, the world knows and will always remember the words, "That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Since 1969 there have been a lot of technological advancements. There will be many more. The question is will there be men like Neil Armstrong with the "right stuff."
"Houston, the "Eagle" has landed in the true Tranquility Base."
Rest in peace.
©2011
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Proper Disposal
According to the USDA, other agencies and organizations there is a proper way to dispose of prescription and non-prescription medications. I did know that you are not supposed to flush them down the toilet.
A summary of what is recommended is to simply dissolve the drug in a plastic bag, using water and then add coffee grinds or cat litter or even dirt to the mix. Then, seal the bag and dispose in the trash.
The idea is to make the drugs unappealing to children and pets.
If you have not been disposing of drugs properly, it may explain why your hairless dog now looks like a sheepdog. You should have not thrown away that Rogaine. Or, if your kid suddenly loses fifty pounds and is wired - no more weight loss products in the trash. And, you sure don’t want Rover to eat thrown away Viagra.
You’d never be able to explain that to the vet.
PMO
©2011
A summary of what is recommended is to simply dissolve the drug in a plastic bag, using water and then add coffee grinds or cat litter or even dirt to the mix. Then, seal the bag and dispose in the trash.
The idea is to make the drugs unappealing to children and pets.
If you have not been disposing of drugs properly, it may explain why your hairless dog now looks like a sheepdog. You should have not thrown away that Rogaine. Or, if your kid suddenly loses fifty pounds and is wired - no more weight loss products in the trash. And, you sure don’t want Rover to eat thrown away Viagra.
You’d never be able to explain that to the vet.
PMO
©2011
Monday, August 27, 2012
Heat + Humidity
It is hot! How hot is it? Well, after not being able to do any work on the lawn for a couple of weeks, I decided some of it had to be done today. Big mistake.
In the past couple of days, we have had some much needed rain. I am grateful for the rain, but now we have HUMIDITY. I did not check the hygrometer, but I am sure that the relative humidity was somewhere around 92 percent. The outdoor temperature at my homestead was 92 degrees.
The weather prognosticators in the Dallas - Ft. Worth metro-mess will tell you we don’t have a humidity problem like other parts of the state. BALONEY!
Since there was no wind, the temperature was 92 and the humidity was 92, I came up with my own formula and just added the two. It was 184 degrees.
Some days, it hard to love Texas.
PMO
©2011
In the past couple of days, we have had some much needed rain. I am grateful for the rain, but now we have HUMIDITY. I did not check the hygrometer, but I am sure that the relative humidity was somewhere around 92 percent. The outdoor temperature at my homestead was 92 degrees.
The weather prognosticators in the Dallas - Ft. Worth metro-mess will tell you we don’t have a humidity problem like other parts of the state. BALONEY!
Since there was no wind, the temperature was 92 and the humidity was 92, I came up with my own formula and just added the two. It was 184 degrees.
Some days, it hard to love Texas.
PMO
©2011
Sunday, August 26, 2012
Estates
Here’s some more free advice. Never under any circumstances deal with an estate. What you have is more than one person and a lawyer. And, the heirs don’t seem to understand that the only one that wins on their side is the lawyer.
In our hellish quest to buy a house in East Texas, we are negotiating for some of the furnishings. The lawyer requires a detailed description, serial and model numbers, exact location, and other information on each item. Let me assure you there is no model or serial number on a wicker chair. And, somebody keeps moving it.
Several years ago we built the house we are in. Both of us decided then and there that if we didn’t end up divorced before that process was over, it would be a miracle. Compared to dealing with an estate, building a house is a piece of cake.
Right now I am shopping for a shipping crate. You know, the kind they haul on ships and move by train. My plan is to buy a lot, put the crate on the lot and live in it. Then move it where ever I move next.
I wonder if you can be buried in a shipping crate?
They could just leave me in my recliner.
PMO
©2011
In our hellish quest to buy a house in East Texas, we are negotiating for some of the furnishings. The lawyer requires a detailed description, serial and model numbers, exact location, and other information on each item. Let me assure you there is no model or serial number on a wicker chair. And, somebody keeps moving it.
Several years ago we built the house we are in. Both of us decided then and there that if we didn’t end up divorced before that process was over, it would be a miracle. Compared to dealing with an estate, building a house is a piece of cake.
Right now I am shopping for a shipping crate. You know, the kind they haul on ships and move by train. My plan is to buy a lot, put the crate on the lot and live in it. Then move it where ever I move next.
I wonder if you can be buried in a shipping crate?
They could just leave me in my recliner.
PMO
©2011
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Book
Way back in 1999 I wrote a book titled, "All The Knowledge In The World." It is a compilation of summary on a bunch of subjects. As of yet it has not been published, although I have had a lot of pressure to do so.
The book is simply all you really need to know about something. I’m talking the boiled down nitty gritty to the itty bitty bottom line. Just like in business, the bottom line is, "there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch."
Here are a few other examples.
Actors....we’re all actors in the same play - it’s a comedy.
Angels....we all meet at least one - the trick is to know when it happens.
Anger....the first one to get angry loses - always.
Apples....we’ve been in trouble since Eve ate one.
And these are just from the beginning of the alphabet. When you get those soaked in, I may hit you with some more.
Animals....the reason they don’t talk to us is they see how we behave.
Comments?
PMO
©2011
The book is simply all you really need to know about something. I’m talking the boiled down nitty gritty to the itty bitty bottom line. Just like in business, the bottom line is, "there ain’t no such thing as a free lunch."
Here are a few other examples.
Actors....we’re all actors in the same play - it’s a comedy.
Angels....we all meet at least one - the trick is to know when it happens.
Anger....the first one to get angry loses - always.
Apples....we’ve been in trouble since Eve ate one.
And these are just from the beginning of the alphabet. When you get those soaked in, I may hit you with some more.
Animals....the reason they don’t talk to us is they see how we behave.
Comments?
PMO
©2011
Friday, August 24, 2012
Consequences
One of the problems with life is almost everything you do has consequences. Even when you think that you are not affecting anyone but you. I know that when I do or don’t do something, my financial controller points out the consequences.
I don’t know many, if any, people that give any thought to most of what they do. A simple example is going out to buy something expensive. The consequences may be you really can’t afford it.
If you don’t do a good job at work, you may discover that you get fired. If you cheat on your spouse, the result can be devastating. Steal something and you end up in jail.
Think about the lives that suffer the consequences of your actions. How many times have you done something that didn’t bother you, but impacted someone else?
My conclusion is that this is all part of a test. The supreme being is testing us to see if we care about what we do without regard to what the consequences are to family, friends and even those people we’ll never meet.
I want to know if 70 is passing on the test.
Does He grade on the curve?
PMO
©2011
I don’t know many, if any, people that give any thought to most of what they do. A simple example is going out to buy something expensive. The consequences may be you really can’t afford it.
If you don’t do a good job at work, you may discover that you get fired. If you cheat on your spouse, the result can be devastating. Steal something and you end up in jail.
Think about the lives that suffer the consequences of your actions. How many times have you done something that didn’t bother you, but impacted someone else?
My conclusion is that this is all part of a test. The supreme being is testing us to see if we care about what we do without regard to what the consequences are to family, friends and even those people we’ll never meet.
I want to know if 70 is passing on the test.
Does He grade on the curve?
PMO
©2011
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Stupid Is The Reason
Stupid is defined as given to unintelligent decisions or acts. Over the past several weeks I have been driving around East Texas and the Dallas - Fort Worth area. I am happy to announce that no single area has a monopoly on stupid when it comes to driving. It amazes me that some people ever get anywhere alive.
I know you have seen people weaving in and out of traffic, cutting off other motorist, tailgating, and speeding. But, in the past few weeks I have witnessed drivers passing in no passing zones going up a hill and around a line of cars all the way to the top of said hill. I have seen drivers speeding and cutting off others, weaving in and out of traffic, only to settle in the slow lane. Oh, I know you have seen it all as well. But, let me warn you, stupid is everywhere.
Then there are those that drink and drive like all of the above. Every year, there are thousands killed because of drunk and stupid drivers. So, as I usually do, I have a plan.
Ban driving. You can’t drink and drive, if driving is forbidden. You can’t drive like a complete idiot if there is no driving allowed.
Banning driving is a lot easier than trying to ban stupid.
There’s too many of them.
PMO
©2011
I know you have seen people weaving in and out of traffic, cutting off other motorist, tailgating, and speeding. But, in the past few weeks I have witnessed drivers passing in no passing zones going up a hill and around a line of cars all the way to the top of said hill. I have seen drivers speeding and cutting off others, weaving in and out of traffic, only to settle in the slow lane. Oh, I know you have seen it all as well. But, let me warn you, stupid is everywhere.
Then there are those that drink and drive like all of the above. Every year, there are thousands killed because of drunk and stupid drivers. So, as I usually do, I have a plan.
Ban driving. You can’t drink and drive, if driving is forbidden. You can’t drive like a complete idiot if there is no driving allowed.
Banning driving is a lot easier than trying to ban stupid.
There’s too many of them.
PMO
©2011
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Journalist Creed
Walter Williams founded the first school of journalism in 1906 at the University of Missouri. He developed the following creed for his profession.
I believe in the profession of Journalism.
I believe that the public journal is a public trust; that all connected with it are, to the full measure of responsibility, trustees for the public; that all acceptance of lesser service than the public service is a betrayal of this trust.
I believe that clear thinking, clear statement, accuracy and fairness are fundamental to good journalism.
I believe that a journalist should write only what he holds in his heart to be true.
Sounds a lot different than what we have as journalism today doesn’t it.
Today it appears as, "Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.
PMO
©2011
I believe in the profession of Journalism.
I believe that the public journal is a public trust; that all connected with it are, to the full measure of responsibility, trustees for the public; that all acceptance of lesser service than the public service is a betrayal of this trust.
I believe that clear thinking, clear statement, accuracy and fairness are fundamental to good journalism.
I believe that a journalist should write only what he holds in his heart to be true.
I believe that suppression of the news, for any consideration other than the welfare of society, is indefensible.
I believe that no one should write as a journalist what he would not say as a gentleman; that bribery by one's own pocket book is as much to be avoided as bribery by the pocketbook of another; that individual responsibility may not be escaped by pleading another's instructions or another's dividends.
I believe that advertising, news and editorial columns should alike serve the best interests of readers; that a single standard of helpful truth and cleanness should prevail for all; that supreme test of good journalism is the measure of its public service.
I believe that the journalism which succeeds the best-and best deserves success-fears God and honors man; is stoutly independent; unmoved by pride of opinion or greed of power; constructive, tolerant but never careless, self-controlled, patient, always respectful of its readers but always unafraid, is quickly indignant at injustice; is unswayed by the appeal of the privilege or the clamor of the mob; seeks to give every man a chance, and as far as law, an honest wage and recognition of human brotherhood can make it so, an equal chance; is profoundly patriotic while sincerely promoting international good will and cementing world-comradeship, is a journalism of humanity, of and for today's world.
Sounds a lot different than what we have as journalism today doesn’t it.
Today it appears as, "Never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.
PMO
©2011
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
East vs West
After having spent considerable time in East Texas and looking at every house in that part of the world, I am beginning to look toward the west. First of all, there aren’t as many houses and they are sometimes miles apart. Some would argue that isn’t a good thing, but some will argue it is a great thing.
At this time, I have concluded that in West Texas you can stand on your front porch and see for miles. In East Texas you can stand on your front porch but you can’t see your front lawn - trees, trees, and more trees.
As the name of this blog implies, I am rambling again. While I do sometimes yearn for my youth in West Texas, I know I will end up in East Texas.
That’s where my financial controller wants to go.
No further discussion required.
PMO
©2011
At this time, I have concluded that in West Texas you can stand on your front porch and see for miles. In East Texas you can stand on your front porch but you can’t see your front lawn - trees, trees, and more trees.
As the name of this blog implies, I am rambling again. While I do sometimes yearn for my youth in West Texas, I know I will end up in East Texas.
That’s where my financial controller wants to go.
No further discussion required.
PMO
©2011
Monday, August 20, 2012
Brain Explosion
If you haven’t done a mortgage transaction in a long time, the process will make your brain explode. Since my financial controller is moving to East Texas and I like to be close to my money, I am going with her. Therefore, it is necessary to do some financing. Sounds easy but it is not.
The low mortgage rates you hear about on radio and TV are there but the lenders want "points" and I don’t pay points. And they have fees for everything. I do mean everything. There is a courier fee for carrying the papers in for you to sign your life away.
I have concluded that what they all want is for you to get to closing and then surprise you. Think about it. What are you going to do when you’ve gone through all the obstacles of buying a house and then there is a big surprise. Most people will just go ahead and pay. Grumpy old men don’t. I tell them that, but I don’t think they believe me.
The process has been somewhat amusing at times. I have talked to a bank that has numerous branches and the loan officer has offered to meet us at a location near the house selected. The branch is located inside a grocery store. I know that a lot of banks do that sort of thing, but it does concern me. Where would the closing take place? In the produce department?
All I know is if I choose to use that lender and they come up with a surprise at closing, there will be an announcement on the PA.
"We need a clean up on aisle four."
PMO
©2011
The low mortgage rates you hear about on radio and TV are there but the lenders want "points" and I don’t pay points. And they have fees for everything. I do mean everything. There is a courier fee for carrying the papers in for you to sign your life away.
I have concluded that what they all want is for you to get to closing and then surprise you. Think about it. What are you going to do when you’ve gone through all the obstacles of buying a house and then there is a big surprise. Most people will just go ahead and pay. Grumpy old men don’t. I tell them that, but I don’t think they believe me.
The process has been somewhat amusing at times. I have talked to a bank that has numerous branches and the loan officer has offered to meet us at a location near the house selected. The branch is located inside a grocery store. I know that a lot of banks do that sort of thing, but it does concern me. Where would the closing take place? In the produce department?
All I know is if I choose to use that lender and they come up with a surprise at closing, there will be an announcement on the PA.
"We need a clean up on aisle four."
PMO
©2011
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Extremist
I read an article this week by Bill O’Reilly about extremist. Make a note, I rarely read Mr. O’Reilly. In the article he points out this is the way to dismiss whatever someone says about anything. All you have to do is identify them as being extremist. It is the strategy used by a particular political party, especially if the truth and facts are presented.
A few examples of being an extremist were: If you believe in the Constitution; oppose tax payer paid abortion; believe all Americans should pay less taxes; believe in securing the borders and regulating immigration; and oppose allowing foreign terrorist constitutional protection.
Holy cow! I am an extremist.
Until today I didn’t even know how to spell it.
PMO
©2011
A few examples of being an extremist were: If you believe in the Constitution; oppose tax payer paid abortion; believe all Americans should pay less taxes; believe in securing the borders and regulating immigration; and oppose allowing foreign terrorist constitutional protection.
Holy cow! I am an extremist.
Until today I didn’t even know how to spell it.
PMO
©2011
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Western Movies
Have you ever wondered why they don’t make cowboy movies anymore? Probably because nobody wants to watch them. Maybe not.
There are so many things wrong with good old western movies. In today’s world, they violate everything. They are not politically correct. There is always an animal rights issue - horses forced to pull wagons and that sort of thing. And, worst of all, the characters have guns and smoke cigars.
If you add 'saving the girl' and doing the honorable thing, westerns just don’t sell. It is impossible for a lot of ‘progressive’ people to relate to a good old cowboy shoot’em up.
Watching TV today I saw a promo that "Tombstone", one of my favorites, would show later today. Don’t tell anyone, but I have "Outlaw Josey Wales" recorded and watch it from time to time.
I suppose I am getting old. At least I am older than I was last year. There weren’t any new western movies out then either.
I think True Grit was the last movie I understood.
PMO
©2011
There are so many things wrong with good old western movies. In today’s world, they violate everything. They are not politically correct. There is always an animal rights issue - horses forced to pull wagons and that sort of thing. And, worst of all, the characters have guns and smoke cigars.
If you add 'saving the girl' and doing the honorable thing, westerns just don’t sell. It is impossible for a lot of ‘progressive’ people to relate to a good old cowboy shoot’em up.
Watching TV today I saw a promo that "Tombstone", one of my favorites, would show later today. Don’t tell anyone, but I have "Outlaw Josey Wales" recorded and watch it from time to time.
I suppose I am getting old. At least I am older than I was last year. There weren’t any new western movies out then either.
I think True Grit was the last movie I understood.
PMO
©2011
Friday, August 17, 2012
Skeeters
Unless you live on a remote island with no communication you will have heard about the West Nile virus epidemic in the Dallas, Texas area. It is quite serious with a number of deaths reported. Not so serious is the media coverage.
According to the media, we have planes flying missions to combat an enemy not seen. They are flying and spraying for mosquitos at night. Further more, the media has tried to alarm everyone with interviews with people that fear for their lives because of hazardous chemicals and planes flying so low they could crash onto roof tops. World War II didn’t get this much coverage and certainly not as much "what if" gobbledygook.
When I was a lot younger that now, we had trucks that sprayed for mosquitos once or twice per week. And they used DDT. All the kids on the block would run along or ride their bikes in the fog of the spray. Not only did we not die, we were protected from mosquitos breeding on us. That’s a good thing.
As a society, Americans want absolute safety. The problem is they still want to live an ordinary life. To those I say, "Ordinary life is full of dangers. According to the "experts" everything is bad for you or will kill you."
Just do what I do. I pick out the dangerous things I like. If I’m going to die anyway, I may as well enjoy it.
PMO
©2011
According to the media, we have planes flying missions to combat an enemy not seen. They are flying and spraying for mosquitos at night. Further more, the media has tried to alarm everyone with interviews with people that fear for their lives because of hazardous chemicals and planes flying so low they could crash onto roof tops. World War II didn’t get this much coverage and certainly not as much "what if" gobbledygook.
When I was a lot younger that now, we had trucks that sprayed for mosquitos once or twice per week. And they used DDT. All the kids on the block would run along or ride their bikes in the fog of the spray. Not only did we not die, we were protected from mosquitos breeding on us. That’s a good thing.
As a society, Americans want absolute safety. The problem is they still want to live an ordinary life. To those I say, "Ordinary life is full of dangers. According to the "experts" everything is bad for you or will kill you."
Just do what I do. I pick out the dangerous things I like. If I’m going to die anyway, I may as well enjoy it.
PMO
©2011
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Governor Jan
Arizona Governor Jan Brewer continues her battle with illegal immigration by issuing her own executive order after the Prez issued an executive order allowing a select group of illegal immigrants to obtain a two year work permit to avoid deportation. So the Governor stepped up and said, okay, but they can’t drive in my state. No drivers license or other unspecified public benefits will allowed to deferred action recipients.
Arizona has long been the gateway for illegal entry into the U.S. and the Governor has continuously tried to reduce the flow and associated crimes. It is interesting to note that the Federal Government is suing the State for enforcing Federal law.
As I have expressed before, I support immigration if it is legal. I do not think those that violate laws are "special" and deserve privileges.
All I can say about this matter is, "Governor Jan - YOU'RE THE MAN."
PMO
©2011
Arizona has long been the gateway for illegal entry into the U.S. and the Governor has continuously tried to reduce the flow and associated crimes. It is interesting to note that the Federal Government is suing the State for enforcing Federal law.
As I have expressed before, I support immigration if it is legal. I do not think those that violate laws are "special" and deserve privileges.
All I can say about this matter is, "Governor Jan - YOU'RE THE MAN."
PMO
©2011
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Reasons
This is another observation. So far as I can tell, these are some of the reasons to re-elect the current administration.
1. They are Very understanding. They realize that you want safety and are willing to give up freedom for it. You are not capable of making decisions, nor are you now or will ever be qualified to be self sufficient. Do not worry, the government will feed, clothe and provide shelter and medical services for you.
2. They will ignore or break laws, but it is in your best interest.
3. They will release top secret information so that you will be informed and the rest of the world too.
4. They hate business people.
5. They know that bringing America down to the level of the other countries in the world is the right thing to do.
6. They really love you for giving them multi-million dollar vacations. There’s lots of love.
7. They may scare you, but do not worry. Only they can protect you.
8. They hate Christian values and will do whatever is necessary to relieve you of them.
9. They support abortion and homosexual lifestyles.
10. They are so smart that financial ruin can never happen.
The list is not complete, but it’s a start.
PMO
©2011
1. They are Very understanding. They realize that you want safety and are willing to give up freedom for it. You are not capable of making decisions, nor are you now or will ever be qualified to be self sufficient. Do not worry, the government will feed, clothe and provide shelter and medical services for you.
2. They will ignore or break laws, but it is in your best interest.
3. They will release top secret information so that you will be informed and the rest of the world too.
4. They hate business people.
5. They know that bringing America down to the level of the other countries in the world is the right thing to do.
6. They really love you for giving them multi-million dollar vacations. There’s lots of love.
7. They may scare you, but do not worry. Only they can protect you.
8. They hate Christian values and will do whatever is necessary to relieve you of them.
9. They support abortion and homosexual lifestyles.
10. They are so smart that financial ruin can never happen.
The list is not complete, but it’s a start.
PMO
©2011
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Recognize Any?
Do you recognize any of these names? John Hart, William Hooper, Samuel Chase, Lewis Morris, George Ross. If you do, you would be one in millions. So what’s important about them?
They are famous men. They and 51 others took a pledge that changed the course of the world. That’s right, 56 men, ordinary men, changed the world with a statement, "we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor."
And, they included in their pledge, "with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence."
I didn’t list all the men that signed the pledge that basically was a death sentence if their agreement failed. But, there is one that you would likely remember - John Hancock.
The Declaration of Independence was dated July 4, 1776. How far have we come from the ideals of these men?
They weren’t politicians. They were Americans.
PMO
©2011
They are famous men. They and 51 others took a pledge that changed the course of the world. That’s right, 56 men, ordinary men, changed the world with a statement, "we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor."
And, they included in their pledge, "with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence."
I didn’t list all the men that signed the pledge that basically was a death sentence if their agreement failed. But, there is one that you would likely remember - John Hancock.
The Declaration of Independence was dated July 4, 1776. How far have we come from the ideals of these men?
They weren’t politicians. They were Americans.
PMO
©2011
Monday, August 13, 2012
Batten The Hatches
It’s just starting. As they say, "You ain’t seen nothing yet." In the next several weeks you are about to witness humanity at it’s lowest level. What the heck am I talking about? Political advertising!
There are already commercials that claim one candidate caused a woman to die. And, there are those that depict old people being thrown off a cliff or worse.
Naturally, one way to get votes is to scare seniors into thinking that if they vote for the wrong candidate for President, they will lose everything they have now. Commercials will talk down to seniors as if they can’t think for themselves.
Here’s a news flash for all the media. Seniors are not bunch of senile, stupid and incapable wobbly ducks that will lead any where with a few crumbs. Quite the contrary.
And, it won’t just be the seniors. The politicians are about to launch a barrage of propaganda that would make a kitty-cat cry. Before election day gets here, every man, woman and child can be assured that their lives will be forever destroyed.
Question? Which candidate is lying? Answer. All of them. How then do you choose the one to vote for?
Pick the one that hasn’t almost bankrupted the country and ignored the rule of law.
What ever the other guy offers has to be better. But for now, turn off the TV, radio, internet, and all billboards and signs.
Don’t try to endure the onslaught you are about to see.
Even Seal Team 6 ain’t that tough.
PMO
©2011
There are already commercials that claim one candidate caused a woman to die. And, there are those that depict old people being thrown off a cliff or worse.
Naturally, one way to get votes is to scare seniors into thinking that if they vote for the wrong candidate for President, they will lose everything they have now. Commercials will talk down to seniors as if they can’t think for themselves.
Here’s a news flash for all the media. Seniors are not bunch of senile, stupid and incapable wobbly ducks that will lead any where with a few crumbs. Quite the contrary.
And, it won’t just be the seniors. The politicians are about to launch a barrage of propaganda that would make a kitty-cat cry. Before election day gets here, every man, woman and child can be assured that their lives will be forever destroyed.
Question? Which candidate is lying? Answer. All of them. How then do you choose the one to vote for?
Pick the one that hasn’t almost bankrupted the country and ignored the rule of law.
What ever the other guy offers has to be better. But for now, turn off the TV, radio, internet, and all billboards and signs.
Don’t try to endure the onslaught you are about to see.
Even Seal Team 6 ain’t that tough.
PMO
©2011
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Cell Phones
I need a new cell phone. Sounds easy to just go get or order one, but that is not the case. All I want is a phone that talks when I want it to and will send a text message once in awhile. And, I don’t want to pay a billion dollars for it.
Provider X offers a free phone with a lifetime contract while provider Y offers a plan that has no talk minutes but looks good to carry around. I really don’t know how many MB I need, but I don’t think I need any. I don’t want a smart phone or a smart car. One is too big and the other is too small. And, the list of phone options and plans would baffle a politician.
Is it possible to get a simple phone at a reasonable rate? Nope! What happened to the good old days?
We didn’t have cell phones back then.
We just stopped at a pay phone.
PMO
©2011
Provider X offers a free phone with a lifetime contract while provider Y offers a plan that has no talk minutes but looks good to carry around. I really don’t know how many MB I need, but I don’t think I need any. I don’t want a smart phone or a smart car. One is too big and the other is too small. And, the list of phone options and plans would baffle a politician.
Is it possible to get a simple phone at a reasonable rate? Nope! What happened to the good old days?
We didn’t have cell phones back then.
We just stopped at a pay phone.
PMO
©2011
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Poltergeist
Benjamin Franklin said, "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see." Me thinks Ben needs to talk to Nancy Pelosi. According to CNS News, she recently told a gathering of the Women’s Political Committee that spirits of Susan B. Anthony, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott and others spoke to her at the White House.
She related the story as late as June 6 of this year during an event celebrating her 25 years of political service.
The "event" apparently took place while George Bush was speaking. The spirits told her, "At last we have a seat at the table." Then they were gone.
So, Nancy hears dead people. That explains a lot.
Back to Ben - "Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn."
PMO
©2011
She related the story as late as June 6 of this year during an event celebrating her 25 years of political service.
The "event" apparently took place while George Bush was speaking. The spirits told her, "At last we have a seat at the table." Then they were gone.
So, Nancy hears dead people. That explains a lot.
Back to Ben - "Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn."
PMO
©2011
Friday, August 10, 2012
Complimentary Dinner
How would you feel if you got a letter from a funeral home inviting you to a complimentary dinner? It was right there on the front of the envelope. On the inside, of course, was a brochure on planning your own funeral. It made me wonder if they know something I don’t.
Reality is that when you have a birthday or anniversary, there is always something in the mail wanting to sell you insurance or offering 10% off on certain items of whatever. Since I am neither close to my birthday or anniversary, it makes me wonder if they have a direct line to Him. After all, it is their business.
I get a choice of dates for the dinner and they promise some fun door prizes. What kind of "fun" door prizes would a funeral service offer? Try not to think about that.
The invitation is for two people. I wonder who the other one is.
PMO
©2011
Reality is that when you have a birthday or anniversary, there is always something in the mail wanting to sell you insurance or offering 10% off on certain items of whatever. Since I am neither close to my birthday or anniversary, it makes me wonder if they have a direct line to Him. After all, it is their business.
I get a choice of dates for the dinner and they promise some fun door prizes. What kind of "fun" door prizes would a funeral service offer? Try not to think about that.
The invitation is for two people. I wonder who the other one is.
PMO
©2011
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Gun Free Zones
In the past few weeks there have been insane shootings. At a theater and a temple. Before these there were others, all in gun free zones. Gun free zones are nothing more than a big sign that proclaims to any mad person that there is little or no chance that anyone can defend themselves there.
Before you jump to the conclusion that I am some gun nut, stop and think about what I just said. Really think about it.
I have had a gun permit since they became available. I do not think everyone should have a permit. It takes training and commitment. And, under all circumstances, a permit carrier cannot assure anyone that a bad guy will go down. But, there is at least a chance.
Criminals don’t go by the laws. That’s why they are called criminals. If all the guns in the world were banned, criminals would still have guns. And, they would use them against those unable to defend themselves.
What we need is not gun free zones. We need responsible trained people that are committed to stopping a criminal act.
Americans will never give up their guns. It is better to train them on how to use them properly for defense.
Politicians will never give up trying to ban guns.
But, I repeat myself. Criminals - Politicians.
PMO
©2011
Before you jump to the conclusion that I am some gun nut, stop and think about what I just said. Really think about it.
I have had a gun permit since they became available. I do not think everyone should have a permit. It takes training and commitment. And, under all circumstances, a permit carrier cannot assure anyone that a bad guy will go down. But, there is at least a chance.
Criminals don’t go by the laws. That’s why they are called criminals. If all the guns in the world were banned, criminals would still have guns. And, they would use them against those unable to defend themselves.
What we need is not gun free zones. We need responsible trained people that are committed to stopping a criminal act.
Americans will never give up their guns. It is better to train them on how to use them properly for defense.
Politicians will never give up trying to ban guns.
But, I repeat myself. Criminals - Politicians.
PMO
©2011
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
I've Got The Solution
I used to watch a TV program called "Flashpoint." It was one of those police shows, but it was a good one. One of the terms the characters used was, "I’ve got the solution." It meant that if necessary the policeman had the target in sight and could fire.
Well, I believe that with all the political differences in this country, I have the solution. Whether you want this or that or are in favor of some really crazy stuff, it is quite simple to create a government that would truly function the way most of us could live with.
We only have to pass and strictly enforce one amendment to the Constitution. That’s right, just one little law.
It would explicitly state that all members of congress, presidents and members of the supreme court, past and present must abide by all rules, regulations, programs, laws and whatever else they impose upon the citizens.
Turn out the lights. The party is over.
PMO
©2011
Well, I believe that with all the political differences in this country, I have the solution. Whether you want this or that or are in favor of some really crazy stuff, it is quite simple to create a government that would truly function the way most of us could live with.
We only have to pass and strictly enforce one amendment to the Constitution. That’s right, just one little law.
It would explicitly state that all members of congress, presidents and members of the supreme court, past and present must abide by all rules, regulations, programs, laws and whatever else they impose upon the citizens.
Turn out the lights. The party is over.
PMO
©2011
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
What If?
What if you got free food, free housing, free utilities, free clothing, free cell phone, free TV service, free medical, free car (you have to buy your own gas) and a monthly check? What if to get all this, you had to give up your dignity and be a "slave?"
Would you exchange all that for a job that paid minimum wage and you had to become responsible for yourself?
Warning: Once you get a taste of integrity, pride, self worth and independence, you can never go back.
PMO
©2011
Would you exchange all that for a job that paid minimum wage and you had to become responsible for yourself?
Warning: Once you get a taste of integrity, pride, self worth and independence, you can never go back.
PMO
©2011
Monday, August 6, 2012
More Observations
Yogi Berra said, "You can observe a lot just by watching." That’s what I do - watch. Here’s a few things that have come up lately.
Gays and lesbians can condemn and curse anyone for having a different opinion, but straight people can’t. It’s okay for gays to vandalize private property. Straights can’t.
Although gays represent less than one percent of the population, they have rights that override everything.
Illegal immigrants aren’t really illegal. They are just undocumented voters.
Christianity is bad. Any other religion that advocates killing non-believers is good.
The only opinions that count are those presented as "news" on network television.
If one politician accuses another of a crime, he doesn’t have to have any proof. This seems to apply only to one particular party.
The good news about the economy is more people are on food stamps or have signed up for disability.
Police, military, doctors, nurses and ministers are not to be trusted.
It is best not to watch, or observe.
You’ll get a headache.
PMO
©2011
Gays and lesbians can condemn and curse anyone for having a different opinion, but straight people can’t. It’s okay for gays to vandalize private property. Straights can’t.
Although gays represent less than one percent of the population, they have rights that override everything.
Illegal immigrants aren’t really illegal. They are just undocumented voters.
Christianity is bad. Any other religion that advocates killing non-believers is good.
The only opinions that count are those presented as "news" on network television.
If one politician accuses another of a crime, he doesn’t have to have any proof. This seems to apply only to one particular party.
The good news about the economy is more people are on food stamps or have signed up for disability.
Police, military, doctors, nurses and ministers are not to be trusted.
It is best not to watch, or observe.
You’ll get a headache.
PMO
©2011
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Extra Grumpy
It’s been 107 F in the shade lately. That’s where temperature is measured, in the shade. Every years it gets hot in Texas and every year we complain about it. I have said that to relate the story for today.
My in-laws have two metal buildings. One is a barn and the other is a shed. The difference between a barn and a shed is that a bard has a door. The shed used to be a barn until the door fell off.
Several months ago, when it was much cooler, they sold the property and the buildings. They were given months to get their stuff out. Every time the subject came up, the response always was, "It is too hot. We’ll wait until we get a cool day."
Guess what? The cool day was yesterday when it was hot enough to cook a brisket without a fire. We arrived early in the day, but the actual moving didn’t start until about three o’clock. The prime time for hot in Texas.
I could go on for hours about how much fun everyone had, but I’ll just let your imagination fill in the blanks.
I did find some old gas cans with gasoline. I had a lighter. I did want to pour the gas on the buildings and contents and light it up. I didn’t.
That probably will be one of those things I'll always regret.
PMO
©2011
My in-laws have two metal buildings. One is a barn and the other is a shed. The difference between a barn and a shed is that a bard has a door. The shed used to be a barn until the door fell off.
Several months ago, when it was much cooler, they sold the property and the buildings. They were given months to get their stuff out. Every time the subject came up, the response always was, "It is too hot. We’ll wait until we get a cool day."
Guess what? The cool day was yesterday when it was hot enough to cook a brisket without a fire. We arrived early in the day, but the actual moving didn’t start until about three o’clock. The prime time for hot in Texas.
I could go on for hours about how much fun everyone had, but I’ll just let your imagination fill in the blanks.
I did find some old gas cans with gasoline. I had a lighter. I did want to pour the gas on the buildings and contents and light it up. I didn’t.
That probably will be one of those things I'll always regret.
PMO
©2011
Friday, August 3, 2012
Very Tired
I don’t know about you, but I am very tired of hearing, if you don’t agree with me, then you are hateful. That’s the story the media loves to run. If it’s not trying to pin a "hate" tag on someone, then it’s a "race" tag. There is just nothing anyone can say anymore that isn’t one or the other. Provided of course, you are opposing some beliefs that a handful of people want to shove down your throat.
It is getting so bad that if you tell someone to have a nice day, you just may be imposing your beliefs onto them.
That’s what I like about being grumpy. You don’t ever tell someone to have a nice day.
PMO
©2011
It is getting so bad that if you tell someone to have a nice day, you just may be imposing your beliefs onto them.
That’s what I like about being grumpy. You don’t ever tell someone to have a nice day.
PMO
©2011
Here's Your Sign
There are some really stupid people in the world, or at least they do stupid things. Like Adam Smith of Tucson, Arizona. He made a video of himself belittling a patient, courteous, polite Chick-fil-A drive thru clerk. He told the young lady, "Chick-fil-A is a hateful company. This is a horrible corporation with horrible values. I don’t know how you sleep at night."
The employee, who never lost her composure wished Smith a nice day.
Smith pulled the video from YouTube, but by then the video had gone viral. People of both sides of the debate blasted him for his treatment of the young lady.
And, his boss at Vante, a Tucson medical manufacturing company, relieved him of his job as chief financial officer.
Here’s your sign Smith.
Notice I did not say Mr. Smith. That would be gender specific. That’s an another hate group.
PMO
©2011
The employee, who never lost her composure wished Smith a nice day.
Smith pulled the video from YouTube, but by then the video had gone viral. People of both sides of the debate blasted him for his treatment of the young lady.
And, his boss at Vante, a Tucson medical manufacturing company, relieved him of his job as chief financial officer.
Here’s your sign Smith.
Notice I did not say Mr. Smith. That would be gender specific. That’s an another hate group.
PMO
©2011
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Hooray For Chick-fil-A
It truly doesn’t matter what the president of Chick-fil-A thinks about same sex marriage. I don’t know what circumstances prompted him to give his opinion - which I do agree with. What does matter is the response to the hate mongers. Thousands, or maybe millions, turned out to support the privately owned business. I suspect they will continue their support.
The ridiculous attack on Chick-fil-A may be the stray that broke the camel’s back. Enough is enough. Or, at least it is an ember that is beginning to burn.
Did you see on TV or in a newspaper all the support? I heard that a Wendy’s put a message on their marque. "Today, eat at Chick-fil-A."
Maybe, the real 99% are not the rich.
PMO
©2011
The ridiculous attack on Chick-fil-A may be the stray that broke the camel’s back. Enough is enough. Or, at least it is an ember that is beginning to burn.
Did you see on TV or in a newspaper all the support? I heard that a Wendy’s put a message on their marque. "Today, eat at Chick-fil-A."
Maybe, the real 99% are not the rich.
PMO
©2011
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
Elections
Finally the run off elections are over in Texas. Maybe we will have a moment of peace and quiet for a few weeks before all the ads and phone calls begin for the November bash.
I don’t know about you but by election time, I am convinced that I should not vote for any candidate in the race. If you listen or read all the ads, there are some candidates, at least according to their opponent, that should be tried and sentenced to death or at least tarred and feathered. I would like to see them all tarred and feathered.
It is amazing that anyone would want to hold a political office. It just doesn’t make sense to spend millions of dollars for a job that pays a few thousand. I know it’s a power thing, but still there is a lot of misery that comes from trying to please some of the people some of the time.
Fortunately, I couldn’t get elected to be dog catcher. Especially if the dogs got to vote.
I understand that dogs do vote in some parts of the country. And dead people too.
PMO
©2011
I don’t know about you but by election time, I am convinced that I should not vote for any candidate in the race. If you listen or read all the ads, there are some candidates, at least according to their opponent, that should be tried and sentenced to death or at least tarred and feathered. I would like to see them all tarred and feathered.
It is amazing that anyone would want to hold a political office. It just doesn’t make sense to spend millions of dollars for a job that pays a few thousand. I know it’s a power thing, but still there is a lot of misery that comes from trying to please some of the people some of the time.
Fortunately, I couldn’t get elected to be dog catcher. Especially if the dogs got to vote.
I understand that dogs do vote in some parts of the country. And dead people too.
PMO
©2011
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