Friday, August 10, 2012

Complimentary Dinner

How would you feel if you got a letter from a funeral home inviting you to a complimentary dinner? It was right there on the front of the envelope. On the inside, of course, was a brochure on planning your own funeral. It made me wonder if they know something I don’t.

Reality is that when you have a birthday or anniversary, there is always something in the mail wanting to sell you insurance or offering 10% off on certain items of whatever. Since I am neither close to my birthday or anniversary, it makes me wonder if they have a direct line to Him. After all, it is their business.

I get a choice of dates for the dinner and they promise some fun door prizes. What kind of "fun" door prizes would a funeral service offer? Try not to think about that.

The invitation is for two people. I wonder who the other one is.

PMO
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